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revanmal
Joined : 09 Sep 2007
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|  Subject: Re: Mavpel Candy  Mon May 12, 2008 2:52 pm | |
| It' based on Maple candy, so i guess like Maple syrup.
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James Draegun
The Re-Animator
Age : 19
Joined : 18 Mar 2008
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| | Subject: Re: Mavpel Candy Mon May 12, 2008 5:20 pm | |
| | Grimzag wrote: | | Maulkin wrote: | | Ganurath wrote: | | It's like an orgasm in your mouth. |
Odd, that doesn't taste sweet... |
My g/f says it tastes better if you eat a lot of fruit and worse if you eat a lot of meat... |
True. Eating fruit gives it a 'sweeter' taste due to the sugar, while meat, milk, and bread dull the 'flavor'. (Second hand information, of course)
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| James Draegun wrote: | | Look, lets get it straight, I'll probably mis-quote you, whoever you are, and no matter what you say, I'll find something pervy or just plain wrong with it. For that is the way of Rhindillisms |
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BladedFalcon
Professional Blade-For-Hire
Age : 20
Joined : 27 Feb 2008
Posts : 6480
Location : Mexico
| | Subject: Re: Mavpel Candy Mon May 12, 2008 7:05 pm | |
| | James Draegun wrote: | | Grimzag wrote: | | Maulkin wrote: | | Ganurath wrote: | | It's like an orgasm in your mouth. |
Odd, that doesn't taste sweet... |
My g/f says it tastes better if you eat a lot of fruit and worse if you eat a lot of meat... |
True. Eating fruit gives it a 'sweeter' taste due to the sugar, while meat, milk, and bread dull the 'flavor'. (Second hand information, of course) |
Suuuuure... of course it is...
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Galaxy613
Age : 18
Joined : 22 Apr 2008
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Location : USA, VA
| | Subject: Re: Mavpel Candy Mon May 12, 2008 10:54 pm | |
| | revanmal wrote: | | It' based on Maple candy, so i guess like Maple syrup. |
..but better. In the end...  |
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The Pun-isher
Joined : 16 Aug 2008
Posts : 7
| | Subject: Re: Mavpel Candy Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:49 pm | |
| I kinda picture it tasting like creme de leche (cream of milk) candies I used to get when I lived in Miami.
If you're curious, you can buy 'em here
Trust me - it's worth it. (No, I don't sell them or get a commission. I just like to spread the word)
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ANonyMouse
Joined : 06 Dec 2007
Posts : 151
| | Subject: Re: Mavpel Candy Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:59 pm | |
| | I picture it as Maple Taffy filled with Morphine and Ecstacy. |
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Kaerou
Joined : 25 May 2007
Posts : 38
Location : England
| | Subject: Re: Mavpel Candy Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:06 pm | |
| | Grimzag wrote: |
My g/f says it tastes better if you eat a lot of fruit and worse if you eat a lot of meat... |
So the less meat they have in their mouth, the more they enjoy it.
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tenderisthebestsexmachine
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| | Subject: Re: Mavpel Candy Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:46 pm | |
| Penis.
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revanmal
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| | Subject: Re: Mavpel Candy Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:51 pm | |
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tenderisthebestsexmachine
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| | Subject: Re: Mavpel Candy Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:13 am | |
| You forgot to mention that the thread gains haste.
Anyways, not only was the creme de leche comment insightful, but it also allowed me to look back at Draegun's post about his "second hand knowledge" of the taste of semen. I know eating a lot of asparagus makes the come bitter, but an application of chemistry to the ejaculate seems hard. What a tale! The spooge alchemists searching for the philosophers stone of sperm synthesis, with control groups and test subjects putting their heads together to create the perfect diet to maximize taste. Then I thought about the absurdity of someone engorged with bread in a quest to dull the taste of their far-too-sweet jizzum.
The Aristocrats.
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