Dane Cook

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*Steals popcorn*

*Takes some*

*gives it back*

*nom nom nom*
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Subject: Re: Dane Cook Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:24 am

You see, when I was a lad.......we had the Sega Genesis.

But this isn't about Sega or lads! This is about Dane Cook!
One day, as I walked home from school, I had the misfortune of bumping into Dane Cook....'s car. You see, he had this idea that he could cut down on gas by driving on the sidewalk and avoiding all those red lights. He failed to notice other people walking on the sidewalk, though. I was mortally injured and he decided to call 911, but not before he altered the crime scene to make it look like he had found me lying unconscious in the middle of the street. I was not unconscious of course, but he made sure that I was, by hitting me in the head several times and asking "Are you still awake?", whenever I didn't respond, he hit me until I did, or his arm got tired. When the ambulance arrived, I was put in the back and Dane Cook decided to ride in back with me. Apparently, he felt so bad about what had happened, he decided to cheer me up by telling me a few of his jokes, which was not good.(read tender's post if you want to know how his jokes go down) The paramedics had no trouble with it since they were fans, and I was too numb to ask him to stop. After a while, I went berserk. My once beautiful sanity snapped, and I was driven completely insane. He even stayed by my bedside at the hospital telling me more jokes. At that point, I mustered all my strength and bit off a piece of his mind. This resulted in Dane Cook having a serious lack of good judgement and common sense, which was what spawned Good Luck Chuck. I never fully recovered after the incident, and my mind was shattered. And that is how the Faceless you know now was born.
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Age : 18 Joined : 15 Feb 2008 Posts : 11

Dane Cook is in Good Luck Chuck?

Subject: Re: Dane Cook Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:30 pm

yup, and you could say he is the protagonist

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D: i think i recall learning that a while back and being like, 'wtf that doesn't even LOOK like cook!' I haven't seen a commercial for the movie in a while, though, idk

Subject: Re: Dane Cook Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:56 pm

It is a horrible movie. I only watched it because I like Jessica Alba, but she only had a small role in it. I was disappointed.
I like how she knocked all the dentistry tools into his back, though. That's something I've wanted to do for a long time.
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Age : 18 Joined : 15 Feb 2008 Posts : 11

I thought the whole movie was about him falling for a girl who had horrible luck and kept almost-killing him?

Subject: Re: Dane Cook Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:13 pm

The movie was about how everyone he had sex with, found true love with the next person they dated. Then he fell in love with Jessica Alba, but didn't want to have sex with her, cause he didn't want her to find love with someone else. It was stupid.
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... how do you even make a movie on that premise?

Subject: Re: Dane Cook Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:20 pm

You don't. Half of it was just a montage of Dane Cook having sex with a bunch of women.
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hnn. D: -cries for the future of filmmaking-

Subject: Re: Dane Cook Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:53 pm

DarkUncle: is that avatar from Kagerou?
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Subject: Re: Dane Cook Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:11 pm

Dane Cook has somehow gone from total nobody, to superstar, to total sellout, to has-been in the span of only 2 1/2 years.
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Dane cook was cool. Like Milly Banilly cool.
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Subject: Re: Dane Cook Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:37 pm

I enjoyed Dane Cook until everyone decided to quote him, now I can't stand any program with him in it.