Mercenary of the High Seas! : The Death of CATSNAKES!

Liam decided to pay attention to the dwarf story, he didnt really care about what he said, he knew he boasted too much, still, if he was going to obey that order, he thought he might try and do it with full intention, didnt work, Liam´s mind wandered in the middle of the gnome´s story, he really didnt care about what happened to him, still, as soon as he noticed the dwarf had stopped talking, he beggan clapping as loud as he could, a more simple punishment has never been handed to him, he was not about to ruin it.
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Hell Hath no fury like a woman you really shouldn't have slept with.

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"Well done Doog!" he said clapping " Now you are all dismissed except Selina"
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ntia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.

"Ah..... " Selina was unsure what this was about, but it promised to either reveal answers or add more questions. Either way, it WOULD be interesting.
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Zero headed to the bar. He needed a drink, and the gnome might be there as well. Whenever Zero was in a bad mood, he just strangled the gnome. It always made him feel better.
He sat down at the bar and ordered a drink, then realized that the barkeep was unconscious. He leaned over the bar and grabbed the biggest bottle he could find. He didn't know what it was, but it was clear and full of a purplish liquid.
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The Re-Animator Age : 19 Joined : 18 Mar 2008 Posts : 1992

James stood up, and quickly turned to Aru.

“Remember, wait outside my door, but don’t try to come in, only me and Zero can enter that room without triggering traps that make Hell Vines seem pleasant”

And now, for that other job before he heads out. James turns to Liam, who James could guess is quite ‘happy’ for not receiving worse punishment.

“Lucky Liam should be your nickname. For you are lucky twice over! Your second luck of course being me, since I can take your weapons now and begin the enchantments you needed done.

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James can tell that Liam, even though he wanted the enchantments done, didn’t feel comfortable giving his weapons to the mage.

James sighs.

James: “I may not always be the kindest to you Liam, but don’t insult me by saying I would even think of having any of my projects be less than perfect, or even fail. That is beyond my capabilities. Also, you have my honor as a fellow warrior that your blades will not be harmed.”

It was only then that Liam stood up, and then handed his weapons over to James. The truth was, James like working on these things and making great enchantments as much as the people liked to receive them. It was like training, there was great rewards in it.

James carefully wrapped the weapons in a giant cloth, attached a special pin to the cloth, concentrated….

*wumph!*

The sack of weapons disappeared.

James, quickly before Liam could seriously maim him, “Liam, chill, I just sent them to my room, since I have to retrieve Debbie on the way, and if problems start, I don’t want my hands full with your weapons, okay? They are completely fine, I’ve transported inanimate object twice as big to my room with no problem.”

“Welp, time to retrieve a shapeshifter, wherever she is…”

James headed outside the room, and by using the same spell that was the holding spell, followed the ‘trail’ of magic to the bar that James had never been in before.

Well, there’s Debbie, passed out it seems at the bar….

Oh, and there’s Ash…. Hovering over an unconscious Jamie!?!?!?

James quickly ran over to the knocked out Jamie, and pushed Ash aside, giving him a quick glare, since ash is not one to pass up on alteration pranks on unconscious people…

James looks her over with his magic sight….

Well good, seems no physical damage or alteration, though its harder to tell with a different physiology… ? Seems that vodka bottle on her hip is tied to her somehow….

James shrugged Jamie’s shoulders, “Hey kid, kid, you okay?” (James can’t tell if the alcohol is the perpetrator, since, he smelt the alcohol on her earlier too.)

James pulses a little healing and revival energy to Jamie, hoping it wakes her up..

This is the last place to be sleeping girl….
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James Draegun wrote:

Look, lets get it straight, I'll probably mis-quote you, whoever you are, and no matter what you say, I'll find something pervy or just plain wrong with it. For that is the way of Rhindillisms

Zero takes a sip of the purple drink. It tastes mildly pleasent.
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"FUCK." Ow ow ow owwwww, HEADACHE. Jamie felt like the bottom of her stomach was falling out, like she'd just jumped out a building or something. Dizziness, she was not used to. The green fairy must've done that...they were old friends, older enemies. She just wanted to see if it had the same effect on her it had always had. Looks like a big fat yes.

She supposed she owed Doctor Spiderman some thanks - she knew she must've hit that bartop hard. And who was the guy with him? Oh, it was the guy. Dragon. Jamie? No, no, that was her. James? Yeah. James Dragon. "Hey. Could you get me some vodka? I could really use some vodka."
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"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."
~Bender from Futurama

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Aru stood up, hoisting the package up in his arms and walked out of the room and to the brig. He stared in quiet disbelief.

I get locked in a cage for 2 years...and they say that a series of them can be my room....ironic...

He sat down at one of the tables previously used for guards and opened the package. Inside were the most peculiar things he had ever seen.

Inside the package was two gauntlets, made of a strange metal, and what appeared to be two ankle guard like bracers, as well as a pack and mouth guard. The guantlets and ankle guards had large serrated blades attached to them.

Aru stared at the gleaming objects quizzically. These are way too small.... He picked one of the gauntlets up and tried to put it on, amazed as the object seemed to grow and stretch to fit him. Amazing....

Aru grinned darkly, quickly slipping the rest of the equipment on. Man I must look so kickass in this gear... He pretended to show off in front of an imaginary crowd.

He liked the feel of the gear, but he couldn't figure out for the life of him what the blades were for. Oh! James probably knows, I have to meet him anyways...I might as well ask him then.

He strolled out of the brig casually, everyone he passed giving him strange looks and quickly getting out of his way. Many whispering to each other. Hah, I bet they are all jealous! He reached what he figured was James' room, as apparent by the many warning signs on the door. He turned, and leaned up against the wall next to the door and waited.
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Watching the back of his officers he pulls out a smaller pouch and turns to Selina

"Now this is a vitally important top secret mission. You can take a few grunts if you need them but there is no one on this ship I would entrust this mission more to."
He hands her the small bag
"Were going to make port at the Harbor ship tonight and I need you to purchase as much alcohol ten Weights will buy. Now im aware that thats a lot of money for alcohol and your liable to buy the entire stock of a store so don't skimp on the good stuff. Now the important bit is that you find, and purchase a large quantity of those tiny umbrellas that come in drink. If you don't come back with those the mission is a failure!"

He smiles at her warmly "Good luck!"

And sits back and closes his eyes.
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Liam had forgotten he had made that request to james some time ago, Liam had been looking for specific equipment for his tachis, but he knew he could not find them without a mage´s help, much less perform the fusion required, as much as Liam hated to depend in others, he had decided there was no choice but to trust that mage, as he was the only one capable to help him with that in the ship, still it had been some time since he asked him to find those things he really had forgotten, so he was genuinelly surprissed when James suddenly asked him for his weapons.

After he delivered them to James, he noticed how everyone else was heading out except for the captain and Selina, he decided it was time to retrieve something quite important to him, his coat, as it was, he was right now completely defenseless without his blades or his coat, and he needed it back before the harlot had a chance to mess with it, so, he headed out to find her as fast as possible.

She was not hard to find, all he had to do was follow the trail of people headed to the bar, as he arrived there, he noticed James and ashram were standing next to the new girl, he wasnt sure what was going on, he was about to find out but his eyes were placed at other point of the bar, there she was!! and she looked uncoscious too, Liam smiled to himself, seemed as if his luck was getting back to him, he silently approached the passed out debbie and carefully proceeded to remove his coat from her body.
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Doogan left the room drinking in the aplause. Liams had been the sweetest. He made his way to the bar. He found Smokey drinking some evil purple looking stuff and deftly snached it from his hands.

"How about sharing big guy?" doogan said before taking a long swig.

A large hand closed around his throat. and he was brought up to eye level, well he assumed it was eye level, with smokey.

"If you ever steal my alcohol again....I'll kill you." Smokey snatched the bottle back and with that flung the gnome away.

Doogan rolled and tumbled with the throw and ended up next to james, the doc and the new bartender.

"Hey gorgeous. Got my drink ready yet?"
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
~Groucho Marx
My doogan is four feet tall.
~TGC

[2:34:54 AM] Doog assgrabs the cappin...Firm yet supple. Doog ducks the fiery wrath of ril. the duck is incinertated.
[2:37:23 AM] Doog assgrabs ril as a form of apology. The duck death toll for this act is believed to be in the thousands.

Zero wasn't even sure if it was alchohol. It was delicious though. The more he drank, the more delicious it became. He couldn't stop.
It didn't give him a buzz like alchohol did, but it was delicious. The bottle was more than halfway empty now. He started to wonder what to do when he ran out.
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Selina Couldn't help it. She lost it laughing. Best. Mission. Ever. She could barely walk she was laughing so hard, and getting through the door and to her quarters was a chore. People gave her funny looks, but it didn't matter. The tension she'd been feeling had broken.
"I... *gasp* have to get started-" She barely got to the end of her sentence before letting out one last giant guffaw. Straightening, but with a mad grin on her face, she went down to the galley to sort magical items. Between magic goodies and The captains breaking of her bad mood, how could she be sour. Not perfect though. You still have so much you need to- she cut off the thought. Later. I'm too busy having fun to be worried. ooooh, Before I go down, I need a drink.
With a deft movement she took out a canteen from the bosom of her dress. It was full of her strongest drink saved for just the best occasions and she always had it left just before docking. She sighed though and replaced it. I guess I can't be drunk around magic items, but I'll be damned if I don't get good and wasted tonight.
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Ah! She awakens! James couldn’t hide the smile on his small smile on his face when she woke back up.

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Vodka?

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James was glad that he excelled in his Other Sentient Beings Class. So…. She’s a Nymph connected to alcohol of some sort, that’s why she smells of it all the time, and why she can move around, that bottle on her hip is what she is attached to! Strange, James has never heard of nymphs connecting with alcohol before….

As James was thinking this, he uses some small telekinetic powers to pull a vodka bottle of the shelves, hands it to Jamie, and pours some more healing energy into her, focusing on the head since James could guess what she was feeling like.

“Feeling any better miss?”

While not taking his left healing hand off Jamie, James says to Doog "She's a bit out of it, I could get you something, I did a little bar work here and there in the southern lands....though it was mostly just small bar tricks, I learned some drink mixes."
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James Draegun wrote:

Look, lets get it straight, I'll probably mis-quote you, whoever you are, and no matter what you say, I'll find something pervy or just plain wrong with it. For that is the way of Rhindillisms

"MAGIC DRINKS! OH HELL YES!" doogan pops back up. he notices Liam going over to Debbie.

"LIAM GOING BACK FOR ANOTHER TASTE SO SOON?!? YOU DOG!"

Doogan whistles shrilly and starts to do pelvic thrust toward Liam and debbie. Laughing he turns back around.

"So james back to these magic drinks of yours. how drunk are we talking. Am i gonna remember today. or am i gonna wake up in a bed tomorrow morning with you and the bartender and my pony?"
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
~Groucho Marx
My doogan is four feet tall.
~TGC

[2:34:54 AM] Doog assgrabs the cappin...Firm yet supple. Doog ducks the fiery wrath of ril. the duck is incinertated.
[2:37:23 AM] Doog assgrabs ril as a form of apology. The duck death toll for this act is believed to be in the thousands.