Agent Smith Reporting

Joined : 18 Apr 2008 Posts : 51 Location : Lurking

You can help ease your transition to a higher being, by becoming me. I am providing the following things to make it a little easier for you. Please use the following things to enhance your new found superior body.

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Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
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Subject: Re: Agent Smith Reporting Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:56 pm

I will never bow to your communist ways!!! We are a forum!!! We will stand and fight for our individual rights!!!!
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Joined : 06 Nov 2007 Posts : 753

Yep! I will fight to the death for my right to spam!

Do you really think that sheer numbers and unfashionable things that pin your ties to your shirts can defeat spam?

Subject: Re: Agent Smith Reporting Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:06 pm

FOR THE GLORY OF SPAM!!!!!
*me draws a whisk, and flies into battle*
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Subject: Re: Agent Smith Reporting Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:39 pm

Hmmm....nothing can stop the perversion, it taints all, it shall taint you Smith...The perversion taints all.
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Joined : 06 Nov 2007 Posts : 753

But Ark, I only got a 38 on that perversion test. I am uncorrupted!

BTW, I'm pretty sure that the Agents are offline. The hidden user account just went from 1 to 0.

Subject: Re: Agent Smith Reporting Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:48 pm

Hmm, Ah well. Don't worry, the perversion will taint you eventually. Besides, that was a kink test, not a perversion test...

Besides, you can't deny...*tears his tear away pants away* ...that I don't...*tears his shirt away, left in green banana hamock* ... look like a SEXY BEAST!
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Mischief and Mayhem Joined : 10 Oct 2007 Posts : 3963

All we need is for Maul to come in and ban them and their conformist ways.
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Subject: Re: Agent Smith Reporting Fri Apr 18, 2008 1:59 pm

But...my banana hammock....I got it out for nothing then...*pouts and puts pants back on*
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Joined : 18 Apr 2008 Posts : 51 Location : Lurking

To attempt to be fair, those of you who wish to join Neo now also have some options.

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Good luck. You're going to need it.
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Mischief and Mayhem Joined : 10 Oct 2007 Posts : 3963

I PREFER TO REMAIN ME!!!
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Subject: Re: Agent Smith Reporting Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:09 pm

Meh, matrix was cool with only the first movie, the other two are bland, and i refuse to be assimilated by blandness :P

Besides, me and faceless are more than enough spammers in this forum!
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Subject: Re: Agent Smith Reporting Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:11 pm

IT IS SIMPLY AMAZING THAT NONE OF YOU HAVE FIGURED IT OUT YET.
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Subject: Re: Agent Smith Reporting Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:20 pm

Wait... I think i know what is going on... these accounts are made from guys from these forums, maul is probably one of them, if not all of them, but yeah, i have noticed the "lack" of the veterans here...
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