Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh

Subject: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:10 pm

WARNING: THIS CAUSES RAGE

So, Me and a friend have construed a story. The most Mary Sue of Mary Sues visits the 40k universe...

First, she goes to the Eldar, seeing them as the wisest of the sentient races in the 40K univers. After

she speaks with the leaders of each of the Craftworlds, they all come together under her, because of

her great wisdom. They begin to see her as a reborn goddess, and follow her utterly.

She then single-handedly turns the Dark Eldar from their evil path, rekindling their love of the old

Eldar ways. She denounces Asdrubael Vect, and kill him in single combat with her katanas. The Dark

Eldar see her wisdom, and then come under her banner as well, almost unifying the Eldar race.

The Exodites were the easiest to convince, once they saw her magnificence they immediately fell to

their knees and begged to be taken from the measly planets they occupied and into her great host.

And thus, the Eldar race was unified, but not all of her work is done in the 40K universe.

INDEED, for when our great Mary Sue looked at the happiness of the newly-reformed Eldar, she wanted to

spread it to the rest of the Galaxy.

She then turned her eyes to the Orks. These green savages raided and pilliaged everything, all in the

name of a good fight. Her Eldar underlings urged her to attack the greenskins, but she refused. There

can be a peaceful solution to every situation, she reasoned. And thus, she went off alone to reason

with the Orks.

Using PURE ENERGY to teleport herself to every great Ork warboss, she challenged each one to single

combat. After each was beaten, she did not finish them off. She instead offered her hand and preached

about a galaxy filled with peace and happiness, something no ork ever thought of before.

One by one, the warbosses were swayed by her sheer charisma. Even the greatest warbosses, such as

Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka and Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter. Every Ork, instead of fighting for the sake of

fighting, wanted to now fight for universal peace. She brought her eldar and ork followers together to

form one great force.

At first, the Eldar cried out about such savages joining them! But a sparkle stirred in our great

Mary-Sue's eyes, and she spoke so charismatically about the joys of the peace that would come from

these two races, that every Eldar agreed. And thus, the Orks and Eldar were for the same purpose once

more, as the Old Ones intended.

But, there was still plenty of sadness in the 40K Universe, and our Mary Sue's job has just begun!

The next race she took notice of was the fledgeling Tau Empire! She looked at their idea, and was

pleased that they were striving for a Greater Good! But they were going about it all wrong. To have a

true Greater Good, all must be equal and free, and live under a banner without oppression.

She took command of her flagship, The Black Starry Kitsuneblade, made with technology created by our

Mary Sue herself, and flew for Tau Space immediately.

Because of her great technological knowledge, her ship travels at 50 times Warp Travel and reached the

Tau home planet of Tau'n in under a day. She teleported to the leader of the Ethereal Caste's chambers

- The revered Aun'Va.

At first, Aun'Va was startled, and was about to call his guards, but one look from the rainbow-eyes of

Mary Sue told him she was not an assasin. He asked what she wanted, and she told him. She told him of

her ideal universe, the Great Peace. She complimented him on his greater good, but told him that it

would fail if he did not aim for ultimate peace. Aun'Va listened, and was swayed by Mary Sue's words.

He issued an oath of fealty to Mary Sue the following day, and all the Tau followed. As she was

travelling back to her great Peace Fleet, her ship was intercepted by a number of Tau Ships. The

commander of this small fleet was Shas O'Shova - Commander Farsight. He told Mary Sue that he was

waiting for her arrival for years, wanting her to come and turn the Ethereals from the True Path. He

also swore fealty, and Mary Sue accepted him.

Her host was growing, but peace has not been achieved. Horrors still gave the galaxy war and sadness.

What she saw next horrified her. Necrons. Cold, unliving creatures with the goal of bringing the Galaxy

to a state of utter death, snuffing out life forever.

She was considering sallying forth to destroy such foul creatures utterly, when a realization came to

her. These creatures have no choice in what they do! It is not truly their will do be so evil and

destructive. They don't even have their original souls anymore! She suddenly felt pity for these

Necrons, and devised a plan to save them from what they have become.

With the superior advanced sensors of the Black Starry Kitsuneblade, she located every Tomb World in

the Milky Way galaxy. As the planning stage came to a close, it was time for action.

Her Tau, Orkish, and Eldar allies built a great psychic chamber for her to focus her power in. She

stepped inside, and told them to not disturb her during this. She sat in the middle, and with her pure

energy psychic powers, she reached out to every Necron Mind in the galaxy, dormant or active. She

thrusted her mind forward into theirs, and due to her great benevolent aura, something stirred in these

Necrons. Something which has lain dormant for ages. Feelings, thoughts... souls. With one fell swoop,

all Necrons became self-aware. Broken from the grasp of their cruel masters. Though they can never

truly be alive again, they can do their best to make the universe a better place now.

But wait, Mary Sue felt a great evil presence near her. She stepped out of her psychic chamber and

found two figures. One was clad in a dark robe as black as night, and the other wore white robes, with

skin colored a brilliant gold.

"We are not pleased you took our slaves from us." said the one in black.

"Indeed we are not, now you must die for our troubles."

"They are slaves no longer!" Mary Sue cried, and drew her twin katanas. Her wings extended. These evil

beings would not be allowed to control innocents any longer!

A great battle followed, but do to Mary Sue's goddess-like speed and swordsmanship, coupled with her

power over PURE ENERGY, these Star Gods were defeated. Mary Sue felt drained after the battle, but she

would recover, for her work was not done. As she stepped out of her chambers, she saw an interesting

sight.

Standing before her, in organized ranks, were the kneeling forms of the Necron Lords of the Tomb Worlds

of the galaxy. One strode forth and spoke.

"We have been a slave my entire existence. You have shown us the ability to feel again. And what we

feel is regret. We caused so much pain and suffering, and all we want now.. is to end it. Please,

accept us to your cause."

The Lord extended his metal hand. Mary Sue took it into her own, and smiled. They were accepted.

And like that, more came under her. But her work was unfinished.

The tyranids were both an interesting and terrifying race to behold. INDEED, Mary Sue did not know what

to do with them at first. All they seemed to do was consume everything a world had to offer and move on

to the next! There must be something that drove them! Something that Mary Sue could harness and turn

these beasts from their path without resorting to Genocide!

One day, during her psychic meditation she found it. They were being controlled by some sort of H ive

Mind! A collection of minds which controlled the greater whole of the Tyranids. There were three

seperate great hiveminds - Kraken, Behemoth, and Leviathan.

She used her powers to connect herself with the consciousness of each of these three Hive Minds. Though

they were a bit feral, she could communicate with them, but that was not enough. Through her psychic

will, and Pure Energy, she completely changed the Hive Minds' instincts. Instead of devour and gain

more biomass, they would go back to the worlds they already devoured and nurse them back to health.

Instead of creating great and terrible beasts, they would create creatures that would populate these

worlds, and live in a newly created ecosystem in supporting relationships. And when biomass for these

projects grew thin, the Hive Minds would dissassemble themselves and join these ecosystems.

All through the great influence of Mary Sue, the Tyranid thread was ended, and something peaceful and

productive came from these once-feared creatures!

But there were greater evils in the galaxy, and Mary Sue would stop them.

The Imperium of Man. Most likely the greatest Military power in the entire Galaxy. And it was so full

of hate, paranoia, zealotry, and even worse feelings. Mary Sue could hardly bear it. If anybody needed

her, it was these people. Her first encounter with them came as a large red ship attacked and boarded

one of her Orkish patrols. She sallied out and saw the slaughter caused by these large 7-foot tall men

in power armor. A logo was painted on their shoulders. It was a raven with a drop of blood in its

center. She decided she would not kill these warriors, she instead used her psychic powers to capture

them for questioning. She eventually found their commander. A bald man by the name of Indrick Boreale.

Boreale, when faced with Mary Sue's great beauty and charisma, told him of the Imperium, and of its

finest soldiers, named by Boreale as the "Spess Marens". These Spess Marens were created by the Emperor

over ten millenia ago, along with twenty Primarchs. But now the Imperium has fallen from the Emperor's

original vision and is an incredibly harsh place.

Mary Sue nodded at Boreale's tale, and asked him and his Spess Marens to join her, at first he thought

the idea was ludicrous! But after seeing her plan for the galaxy, he had no choice but to believe in

her cause, and thus, Boreale and the Blood Ravens Chapter of "spess marens" joined Mary Sue's forces.

However, they areb ut one small piece of the Imperium, the road ahead will surely be long and hard.

From legendary Blood Raven Commander Gabriel Angelos, Mary Sue heard tales of the Adeptus Astartes,

which was another name for "spess merens". She heard of their heroism and valor, and the great strength

that they had! Truly, if she dared to win over the Imperium, she would have to win over these spess

marens.

The first Spess Merens she would win over were the valorous Ultramarines. She heard that they were

wise, and great tacticians. Surely this meant they were wise! They could see her views, couldn't they?

But she heard of a great leader interred on the homeworld of these Ultramarines. A leader known as

Roboute Guilliaman. If she could win him over, then a great many Spess Merens would follow!

The flagship Black Starry Kistuneblade came upon the Ultramar system. And under the cover of night,

Mary Sue infiltrated Macragge, and found the great Shrine where the Primarch Roboute Guilliaman was

kept. She saw him then, magnificent even in stasis. His stern face, and a terrible scar on his neck.

Mary Sue was moved by his stoic expression and decided to heal his wounds!

Using magic from PURE ENERGY, she healed the wound completely, and then quickly disengaged the stasis

field, and for the first time in millenia, the great Primarch blinked. He looked at her, breathing

slowly.

"You.. are not Fulrgim. What are you doing here?"

"I must speak with you, Primarch. About a greater galaxy, about a galaxy we can truly live in."

She then told him. She told him of the peace that she was striving for, of the ideal galaxy where all

were equal.

Guilliaman listened slowly, nodding his head as she spoke. Taken aback a bit by her wisdom and vision.

"And that, great Primarch, is why I need your Spess Merens."

"My.. what?"

"Your Spess Merens! Your Adeptus Astartes! Your Warriors!"

"My Adeptus Astartes... So you meant my Space Marines? Very well. The Ultramarine Chapter shall be

yours, as well all Chapters descended from my original Legion. Now, let us go inform the leaders of

Macragge, for I have been gone far too long."

And thus, Mary Sue's plans inched forward, one step at a time. Soon the Imperium as a whole would come

under her vision.

Subject: Re: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:10 pm

=CLARENCE, MAGE(me) PICKS UP THE PROJECT=

Soon... Soon the imperium will be under her vision.

The Space Wolves were a noble Chapter. Mary heard many things about the proud warrior heritage of the

Space Wolves, and the History of Leman Russ.

Leman Russ quickly grabbed her attention.
"Wait. Are you telling me that a friend is trapped in The Warp?"
"Yes. He's been there for quite some time. We don't even know if he's still alive."

Mary Sue took this upon herself to save this brave hero.

Three Hours Later...

Mary Sue had a peculiar way, a most ancient way of reaching The Warp. She meditated for almost one

minute, and her mind and soul was set free. She felt an inertial tug at her very being, and the

spanscape was morphed, twisted, as some things dissapeared, and other things newly formed.

Twisted, hellish things that only the minds of neckbearded nerds could dream of envisioning.

The Fog of the Warp seemed to form a bubble around her, as she travelled through the warp. She was

safe, for now.

Closer, towards the Eye of Terror she travelled. She knew Leman Russ was there. One peculiar thing

happened during her travels. A lone stone, with no direction (Presumably home), was floating

horizontally past her vision. What could this mean...

She didn't think any of it, anyway. Soon enough, she reached a Chaos Sanctuary, for lack of a better

term. Screams of pain, lust, rage, and corpulence erupted as a harmony of dissonance from this keep.

Leman Russ was inside.

As the Chaos Keep loomed ahead, she couldn't hear the daemon immaterialising behind her, as she has

almost no prior knowledge of this realm, despite the various warnings her Eldar Companions have told

her about this mysterious Realm.

The Bloodthirster could see it. An intruder in the warp! What a magnificent head. 5 colours of hair,

Technicolor eyes, smooth jawline, perfect skin, somewhat pointed ears... Though this will not matter

once her head is harvested. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

At the last moment, Mary's back sprouted wings of PURE ENERGY, glancing the blow off her Wings.
"Wh...What is this?"
A sudden feeling of vertigo washed over her, as suddenly there was a feeling of (ir)reality warping and

bending around her. She could see them. Whisps of hate and rage, twirling, screaming, roaring, forming

into coherent shapes. Well, as coherent as you can get in this realm, anyway.

At least fifty odd demons sprouted into inexistance around her, each seemingly more violent and

bloodthirsty than the next. Their Axes gleamed with somehow ever-dripping blood, swathed in cold, hard,

dark chains. They were wearing little less than a breastplate and a loin cloth, and an assortment of

skulls or skull-like objects around theirselves.

Mary quickly steadied herself, and drew her Two Double-ended Katana-Scythes, Love and Hate. One was

attuned to the Pure Light, and another was attuned to Pure Darkness. On second thought, she sheathed

her Darkness Katana-Scythe, noticing the predicament she was in.

One after one, the Daemons lept at her, eager to be The One to earn Khorne's favour. However, it was

fruitless. One after one, Mary rendt(?) them through, with the Katana, and then harvested their essence

with the Scythe side. She wished that this slaughter could end, she really did. But these daemons just

wouldn't listen to reason... Not like the daemons back home.

The anticlimactic battle came to a close, Mary continued onwards, flying through warp into the Chaos

Castle on her Wings of Pure Energy.

She flew towards where the dungeons were, and cut open a clean circle so that she could go through.

Thousands of prisoners, Hundreds of Mutants, One Leman Russ. This was not the Leman Russ told in

legend, the pure, noble Leman that once was. This Leman Russ was mutated beyond belief, his armour

grafting to his body through thousands of years he's been imprisoned.

"Wh...Who the Wolf are you?" Leman feebly said, looking up at Mary.

"I'm Mary. And i'm here to save you."

Mary cut the bonds that was holding Leman Russ, and gazed upon his disgurements. She gagged, and nearly

vomited, covering her mouth with a delicate hand. She could only do one thing to avoid being repulsed

as she gazed up him.

She focused for one moment, and put her hand over his Power Armour. Leman's disfigurements regressed,

his face returned to its former splendour, and the insignia of valour returned.

"Thank you Mary. My Space Marine chapter is yours to command."

The door of the dungeon was broken down, and in came a creature with the greatest Daemon Energy for

thousands of miles to come.

Leman was forced to the ground by the terrible energy that this creature imposed. "Such... Terrible

Power..."

Mary was forced into a kneeling position by this terrible energy "Such... Reiatsu..."

The figure slowly stepped towards Leman. "So. You have been freed? Ha! HA!" The figure took his

gigantic axe, and swung it over his head, splitting Leman into Two. (BAD END)

Mary Saw this terrible deed, and felt an insane rage build inside her. No... The demon was going to

come out...

"Mwe he. Ha haha. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Mary Screamed, as her very being twisted and morphed. She was

no longer Dragon-Elf-Human-Demon-Angel-Centaur-Raven-Faerie anymore. She was now a strange

Dragon-Elf-Human-Demon-Angel-Centaur-Raven-Faerie-Daemon Hybrid.

"Oh, I see you've come to play, then. Let me introduce myself" The figure said, stepping out of the

shadows.

(WRITING THIS MAKES ME NERDRAGE) He was darkly robed, with gold and red trim on the extremities. He

pulled his robe back, and there he was, in all his Bull-headed Glory.

Khorne.

"It is I. Khorne. Chaos God of Martial Honour and Excellence. I have heard much about you, Mary Sue.

You and your Dual Katana Scythe power. Honour me with a duel." He finished, readying his axe.

Mary Sue could barely think straight, her Reiatsu growing as herself was changing. Her Darkly attuned

Katana Scythe seemed more tempting to use now...

She took out her Dark Katana Scythe, and black, flowing robes appeared over her, accentuating her

creamy thighs. "We must get this done."

Blow after blow. Strike after strike. Parry after parry. Forward->Down->Downforward + Punch after

Forward->Down->Downforward + Punch. Neither could get the upper hand for days upon days.

Until finally, Mary saw a weak spot in Khorne's onslaught. She has ducked a very mighty horizontal

swing. She dashed forward, and gracefully stuck the Dark Katana inside of Khorne's stomach.

Everything halted.

"Heh... You got me, Mary Sue. I will admit that... You have me and my minions in your command."

A terrible tremor was felt throughout the castle. Khorne was looking a little faint. "Lets say, this is

my last final present to you." He said. His body shook, tremor'd as his Reiatsu was losing its

stability. Khorne was sucked into Mary Sue's Dark Katana Scythe.

Her scythe started trickling blood across the edge of the Katana side, and the edge of the Scythe side,

and chains enveloped it, as a golden skull appeared on the handle.

Meanwhile, Mary Sue's army of Union'd Eldar, Tau, Orks, Space Marines, and freed necron souls were

doing diplomatic doings with the rest of the galaxy. But enough about them.

Mary Sue mourned the loss of Leman Russ, the most Honourable WolfMarine of the Wolftime. She stood over

him, shedding a single tear. The tear touched Leman's left half of his body.

Suddenly, his body shone with the holiest of PURE ENERGIES, as strands of PURE ENERGY formed between

the two halves. They joined the two halves together, and Leman was made anew.

"You... You're not dead?"

"No. You're Wolf restored the Wolf in me."

Mary Sue was so touched by his... Compliment?

Mary Sue still had much work left undone.

Her Khorne Katana-Scythe told her that the next Daemon most likely to follow her is Nurgle. She knew

where to go. Leathery, Daemonic wings sprouted from her back, greeting the wings of Pure Energy that

she had. She flew through the warp, her robes swathing over her voluptuous, athletic figure.

As she continued on, she felt the warp feel.. Sickly. Bubbles of sentient pus formed around this area,

as the entire area became congested with filth.

Khorne shielder her from the various diseases known, unknown, and inbetween the known and unknown, by

giving her an Aura of Fire. This protected her from the debilating effects of NurgleVania.

She continued on, and she saw the vile castle of horrors that threatened to engulf her in pestilence

and decay.

As she wade through the warp, an interesting thing happened. The drawbridge let down. Mary Sue entered

through the drawbridge, and gazed into the castle. It was surprisingly clean, as you wouldn't expect

from the god of Decay and pestilence.

She continued on, and she found a very large stair case, draped in green and red. She flew up the

stairs.

She entered a gigantic hallway, draped with pictures, porcelain, and portraits.An occasional mutant

dog, a portrait of "Grandpa nurgle", and for some strange reason, an Eldar Wraithbone artifact.

Mary Sue didn't know why, but she was compelled to take this artifact with her. She made it into a

necklace with a string of PURE ENERGY, and wore it around her neck.

Mary Sue entered the final room. She saw Nurgle, Prince of Decay, Grandfather of Pestilence, sitting

upon his tall throne, wearing a cape with a red inside, sporting a Luscious Malfoy haircut(lol panji i

hope ur readin this ^_^).

"Nurgle! Join me in my quest to join everyone in this galaxy as one!"

"It is not by my hand that this galaxy was doomed. It was... Humans, who wish to pay heed to greed."

"Those words are as empty as an evil Daemon's soul! Mankind is just and loving! Love and Friendship

will prevail."

"What is a man?" Nurgle exclaimed, throwing his glass of almost certainly not wine to the ground. "A

miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"

Nurgle dissapeared in a pillar of flame.

Mary Sue didn't know where he was. This was his domain. She heard a screech, and Nurgle appeared behind

her. He lifted his cape and spewed forth a fountain of Bats from his cape.

Mary Sue deflected all of those bats, and stabbed Nurgle in the face.

"NO! MY FACE! BUT THIS IS NOT OVER YET! BEHOLD MY TRUEE

POWWEERRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Nurgle unleashed a primal scream that shook the foundations of this warp-floating castle. He

transformed, pus growing, writhing, growing, duplicating, miasming all over himself, until he was over

two stories tall, and several billion stories worth of "Hey, I got this one bad pimple once".

( I have something in store for slaanesh. Don't worry.

I will admit, those parts were fucking stupid, and not rage-inducing at all. )

Mary Sue saw the power that was infront of her. A giant writhing ball of pus, decay, but he seemed to

like all of it.

"Nurgle! Why are you so disgusting while your castle is so clean!"

"Mary Sue, you know that I, prince of Decay, want nothing better to do than to decay!"

"But doesn't that get boring after a while? I mean, why don't you change what you're doing after a

while?"

"...You know what. You're completely right" Nurgle said, deflating. He was still repulsive. "Mary

Sue... Could you please make me look beautiful?"

Mary Sue was more than happy to help. She concentrated for a moment, letting herself focus. She held

her hand infront of herself, towards nurgle.

PURE ENERGY enswathed Nurgle, just like in Sailor Moon. His features contracted, his other 5 legs

receding, and his hair getting clean and lengthy. After a few minutes, Mary Sue's work was completed.

Nurgle was now a bishie, perfectly beautiful.

"Thank you, Mary Sue. My Plaguebearers and disciples are yours."

Subject: Re: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:11 pm

Spoiler:
	DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER 18+ SEXYTIME

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Subject: Re: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:11 pm

Mary Sue stood up and got dressed, and added the twenty belts to her current costume, which is right

now, a Dark Robe, Wings of Pure Energy, Leathery Daemon Wings, Katana-Scythe imbued with Dark Energy

posessed by Khorne, and the newly added twenty belts.

Mary Sue got back to her Capital Ship, and Fa'quen Au'Durh, her advisor, told her that the only thing

standing left in her was was Terra. She had to convince them to join her, or else this mission would be

a total failure.

But first, before getting to Terra, they have to go through Cadia. And to do that, they have to travel

through the eye of terror. Sadly, Cadia was terribly scared of anything remotely not in Cadia...

Only one thing could be done. Destroy Cadia. But Mary Sue didn't want that. She wanted everyone to be

happy, to be peaceful. But her advisors advised, and her friends friended, and she convinced herself.

The ends justifies the means.

Her batallion emerged from the Eye of Terror, Cadia ready in the sights of her Glorious Rain. A battle

was to be had.

The entire force crashed into cadia at the same time.

Guardsman fighting Marine, Guardsman fighting Marine WITH HORNS, Guardsman fighting Blind guardsman,

Guardsman fighting Fire Warrior, and so on and so forth. An orgy of battle was happening, and Mary Sue

was making her way to destroy each and every Pylon, cutting them in Half with one fell slice.

Inside Cadian Headquarters...

"NO!" Creed yelled, banging his fist on the table. "Our pylons are going down? One every HOW MANY

MINUTES?? This is rediculous, I have to check this out."

"I MUST DESTROY ADDITIONAL PYLONS" Khorne Katana-Scythe yelled, as Mary Sue cut pylon after pylon,

Cadia's defense system waning after every pylon is destroy.

A drop pod was flying towards Mary Sue. She aptly dodged out of the way at the last minute.

The pod door opened...

Mary Sue was startled. She put her palms together, and put them infront of her, and shot a Ki Blast of

PURE ENERGY at Creed. He stopped in his tracks, dropping his power fist(?????).

"You... You have no idea what you have done..." He pointed his Multipistol at Mary Sue, and fired.

Out of sheer luck, one of the Multishots have hit Mary Sue in the eye, blinding her, and giving her a

battle scar. She let the most pained scream you could ever imagine, echoing out through cadia. Everyone

immediatly kneeled out of pain, this scream incapacitating them.

A Warp Cloud loomed overhead.

With a crack of thunder, abbadon stood infront of Mary Sue.

"Hello, My dear Mary. I've heard much about you."

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!? STAY AWAY FROM ME" She yelled defensively, walking backwards, struggling to keep

her footing due to the adrenalin coursing through her system.

"I don't want anything, Mary Sue. Only for you to FEEL THE PAIN THAT I HAVE FELT" Abbadon yelled,

grabbing her forearms with his newly gifted Daemon arms, complete with Multilaser claws.

And he ripped.

He arms evaporated into whisps of pure energy, Mary Sue crying her eyes out.
"AHAHAHAA!! This is the only victory I have ever gotten so far! And this feels... Perfect."

The small stone from before crackled into reality from the warp stone above...

The small stone was getting chipped away further and further, until a round jewel was remaining. It

shone for a moment, and its light closed, as if it was winking...

The Eldar Artifact around Mary Sue's neck suddenly shone and almost exploded with a brilliant display

of light and colour. Above, only one thing could be seen. A webway portal that a Dark Eldar Wych placed

there opened, and a boulder, that upon closer inspection is completely wraithbone and other Eldar

Psycho-plastics..

It pierced into reality a shriek, and smashed into Mary Sue, taking Abbadon with her. The ball opened

and swallowed Mary-Sue and Abbadon.

"What's happening? This wasn't according to plan?" Abbadon screamed in horror.
"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?! I ONLY WANTED TO DO GOOD THINGS" Mary Sue howled as a banshee would.

Inside the ball, horrid, although graceful instruments of pain unraveled, and the concert of agony

bagan. Abbadon and Mary Sue were ground, diced, and peppered into one unrecognizable pulp.

Eldrad Ulthran's most devout prodige, Q'Sandria, rushed to this scene. He saw the stone, and stood

under it, knowing what was to be done.

The stone slowly drifted downward, and Q'Sandria drifted upwards. Q'Sandria's soulstone dislodged from

his suit of Armour, and... somehow... inetermeshed with the aformentioned stone. The stone then lodged

itself into Q'Sandria's armour, with a terrifying shock of heat emenating from the centre of this

wonderous spectacle.

As he landed, he looked extremely tired. His Companion, Plo'tninja , asked him if it was done.

"I... am... Reborn..."

Eldrad saw everything. The Death-sphere of Kaela Mensha Pain, the warp storm, the cluster of every

single race on Cadia. He knew exactly what to do.

Everyone watched, dumbstruck at what happened, as Eldrad walked to the Death Sphere. "This will repair

everything. The dreaded Mary Sue has been vanquished. I will return everything to the way it was before

her coming[Except for one obvious thing. Myself being alive. Ho ho ho~!]"

He levitated the remains of AbbaSue, or MaryBaddon, and construed the spell. PURE ENERGY tore at the

fleshy clump, as Abbadon was restored, and time reversed as everything except Mary Sue was back to

normal.

Back at Alpha Legion HQ, Abbadon was so happy. "I have my arms back! My real arms! The only thing that

Eldrad didn't forsee! I'm going to look outside and see what wonderous thing I will see." So Abbadon

opened his window.

The breeze swept inside, pushed Abbadon backwards and rolled his favourite marble off his desk. The

marble travelled across the floor, and through some bizarre twist of chaos, it crawled up the chain

link supporting the chandelier. Since the chandelier was perfectly balanced, this threw it out of whack

completely. The chandelier fell over abbadon, cleanly cutting his arms off.

"ELDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD"

Subject: Re: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:14 pm

.....As an English Major, I'm not sure if i should enjoy how well it's put together, or gouge out my eyes because of the content...
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Subject: Re: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:18 pm

Both?

Subject: Re: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:47 pm

Oh, God...I vomited in my mouth a little...It tastes like bitter rage...

Subject: Re: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:08 pm

I...decided to go with Repsychus on this one and vomit at little. I re-read it and well, it burns the mind.
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Subject: Re: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:15 pm

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Subject: Re: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:37 am

... ... ...
Kahou, you know that 3.5 campaign I'm putting together?
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Subject: Re: Warhammer 40k: Mary Sue Cometh Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:38 pm

I do, and I'm very sorry.