You have no chance to survive if...

Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:07 pm

-If Maulkin invites you to stay the night

Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:06 pm

If Maulkin invites you to stay the night and you're a guy.
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Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9466

-if Maulkin offers you a funny tasting drink at a bar and you're a guy.
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Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:38 pm

If Maulkin dons his signature buttless chaps and you're a guy.
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"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."
~Bender from Futurama

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Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:27 pm

If Maulkin.

Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:47 pm

If(divisor=0)
throw "wtf";
else
d=a/divisor;
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Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:57 pm

If you joined this forum.
(Last chance to get out PhaseMetal. Run!)
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Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:13 am

-If you've seen enough forums, think you know how to live on the net, yet havn't seen 4chan

-If you honestly don't like dominic deegan, and only came here to flame

-If the amount of insect parts in your candy bar exceeds the allowed value

-If you kiss a girl on the first date

-If you have no intention of kissing a girl, first date or otherwise

-If you pick up the ball in grifball
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Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:18 am

If all your base are belong to us!

Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:30 am

-If someone set you up the bomb

-If you are a lightning god and fight a rubber man
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Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9466

Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:44 am

-If there's someone on the street corner, and they look awfully familiar

-If more of your time is spent on the internet than sleeping

-If you're in a 4-player smash match, and someone chooses Ganondorf

-If your avatar has something so ridiculous that people could tie it to your name for eternity

-If you're at a party, but hte party is out of boozahol

-If you're going down the road, and there's at least 15 cars coming at you in "your" lane

-If you don't like the soup
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The solution to every armored column is a well-placed railgun

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Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:24 pm

-If you think it is a good idea to run towards a person with a flamethrower and YOU are carrying the 6 molotov cocktails(unlit) 8 handgrenades and 4 TNT sticks.
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Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:29 pm

- If you're locked in a room with Dakota Fanning.

Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:48 pm