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PhaseMetal
Game Addict
Age : 19
Joined : 18 Feb 2008
Posts : 260
Location : The end of time
|  Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if...  Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:21 am | |
| -If you make various references to nerdy things in front of your HS varsity team, and you're underclass
-If you've already made your time, but CATS stole your identity
-If you think you'll "Finish it up in the morning"
-If the moon decides it wants a closer look at you
-If you're going to run any instance saying "We don't need healers, we'll DPS through"
-If you've posted in too many fun and games topics at once, earning the ire of the community
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The solution to every armored column is a well-placed railgun
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Ark
S Ranked
Age : 18
Joined : 22 Jan 2008
Posts : 3978
Location : Ontario,Canada
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:32 am | |
| -If you are welcomed to the four by me.
On a side note, Welcome phasemetal!*everything explodes* |
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Faceless
99% Spam Guaranteed!
Age : 17
Joined : 21 Oct 2007
Posts : 4828
Location : On a mountain......IN SPACE
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:37 am | |
| If you are not Faceless.
(Welcome PhaseMetal)
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PhaseMetal
Game Addict
Age : 19
Joined : 18 Feb 2008
Posts : 260
Location : The end of time
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:52 am | |
| -If you are unexpectedly greeted to a forum where on every other one you've been ignored 
-If the you hear your surgeon say "Woah, I don't think all that liquor's gone out of me yet" just as you're going under
-If there's an elder god at your graduation ceremony
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dragonfly
The Robot Devil
Joined : 08 Dec 2007
Posts : 4015
Location : Lurking on some wall
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:39 pm | |
| If you decide that, of all of the awards out there worth winning, you want to shoot for a Darwin Award.
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Daestrum
Dwarf of Ironforge
Age : 19
Joined : 02 Nov 2007
Posts : 2943
Location : Ironforge
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:10 pm | |
| If you where an I Hate Dwarves shirt.
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dragonfly
The Robot Devil
Joined : 08 Dec 2007
Posts : 4015
Location : Lurking on some wall
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:12 pm | |
| If you mock a dwarf's height to his face.
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Porgon
All According To Plan
Age : 19
Joined : 10 Sep 2007
Posts : 553
Location : Horribly Lost.
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:20 pm | |
| | If you walk up to the holy paladin and say "I disagree" |
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dragonfly
The Robot Devil
Joined : 08 Dec 2007
Posts : 4015
Location : Lurking on some wall
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:22 pm | |
| If you actually do this.
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"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."
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Daestrum
Dwarf of Ironforge
Age : 19
Joined : 02 Nov 2007
Posts : 2943
Location : Ironforge
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:23 pm | |
| If you tell a Paladin he's useless in D&D.
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Ark
S Ranked
Age : 18
Joined : 22 Jan 2008
Posts : 3978
Location : Ontario,Canada
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:46 pm | |
| | dragonfly wrote: | | If you mock a dwarf's height to his face. |
That would be kind hard, cause either I would need to stand in a ditch or he needs a ladder |
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Maulkin
Shivering Isles Resident
Joined : 26 Mar 2007
Posts : 9408
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:38 pm | |
| -If you forget to bring lube to the chatbox 
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MessiahForHire
Mischief and Mayhem
Joined : 10 Oct 2007
Posts : 3582
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:56 pm | |
| | Maulkin wrote: | | -If you forget to bring lube to the chatbox |
Why Maulkin! I never knew you fancied women! :3
(Well, maybe I did, seeing as you come into the chatbox and 'violate' (for lack of a better word) everyone... And I say that each an every time, so now it's official that I said it. :3)
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Faceless
99% Spam Guaranteed!
Age : 17
Joined : 21 Oct 2007
Posts : 4828
Location : On a mountain......IN SPACE
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:08 pm | |
| | Devourer of Life wrote: | | If you where an I Hate Dwarves shirt. |
*walks into thread with an "I Hate Dwarves" shirt*
Hey everybody! Look what I got!
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Daestrum
Dwarf of Ironforge
Age : 19
Joined : 02 Nov 2007
Posts : 2943
Location : Ironforge
| | Subject: Re: You have no chance to survive if... Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:27 pm | |
| | Faceless wrote: | | Devourer of Life wrote: | | If you where an I Hate Dwarves shirt. |
*walks into thread with an "I Hate Dwarves" shirt*
Hey everybody! Look what I got! |
Dammit, I liked Faceless, too...
*cawkz mah shotgun*
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