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InfamousFrostbyte
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|  Subject: The Real, True Facts about...  Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:43 pm | |
| CHUCK NORRIS
You know it had to be put up some time.
What do YOU know about Chuck Norris?
I know that he once shot down a fighter pane by pointing at it with his finger and shouting "BANG!"
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Daestrum
Dwarf of Ironforge
Age : 19
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Location : Ironforge
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:44 pm | |
| He once tried to roundhouse kick Bruce Campbell, but he deflected the attack with his mighty chin, causing Chuck to shatter his shin.
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BladedFalcon
Professional Blade-For-Hire
Age : 20
Joined : 27 Feb 2008
Posts : 6772
Location : Mexico
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:02 pm | |
| heh posted this one before, but its still awesome!
Chuck norris can split a knife with a watermelon. 
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Marsco
I Saw The Sign
Age : 19
Joined : 07 Dec 2007
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Location : 19 miles outside the windy city
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:03 pm | |
| In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it. |
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InfamousFrostbyte
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| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:15 pm | |
| anything NOT ripped off of chucknorrisfacts.com?
I bought Chuck Norris's watch on eBay. It has no hands or numbers, only the words "Time to Kick Ass."
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BladedFalcon
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| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:24 pm | |
| | Balphezar wrote: | anything NOT ripped off of chucknorrisfacts.com?
I bought Chuck Norris's watch on eBay. It has no hands or numbers, only the words "Time to Kick Ass." |
i dunno about that, heard that one froma friend a while ago so... go figure.
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InfamousFrostbyte
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| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:25 pm | |
| no you BF, I was referring to Marsco. I think everything he posted was from that site.
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Jack A T
Elite Forum Gamer
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Location : Canada
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:08 pm | |
| Chuck once tried to make his own Chuck Norris fact joke, but his fans had already overwhelmed him with bad jokes!
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Vault Dweller
RAAAAAAAGE
Joined : 09 Sep 2007
Posts : 2675
Location : Australia
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:36 pm | |
| | Chuck Norris knows the muffin man. |
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PrivateJenkins
Resident Dork
Age : 19
Joined : 03 Mar 2008
Posts : 550
Location : Univ. of Illinois
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:40 pm | |
| | Why is Waldo always hiding? Chuck Norris, that's why. |
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Maulkin
Shivering Isles Resident
Joined : 26 Mar 2007
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| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:44 pm | |
| The natural laws (gravity, speed of light, etcetera) are only timid suggestions to Chuck Norris.
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PrivateJenkins
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Age : 19
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Location : Univ. of Illinois
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:47 pm | |
| | Humans invented cars as a means to escape Chuck Norris, not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident. |
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Ark
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Oblivion
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Location : Right behind you!!
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:52 pm | |
| Oh. My. God.
Ark just combined Chuck Norris and Firefly.
I don't think my mind can comprehend the sheer amount of awesome in the previous post.
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Maulkin
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| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:58 pm | |
| If he catches you, Chuck will kill you, skin you, rape you, eat you. And if you're lucky, it'll be in that order.
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