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Ark
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Age : 18
Joined : 22 Jan 2008
Posts : 3661
Location : Ontario,Canada
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TheGrayCrayon
Crayola Reject
Age : 23
Joined : 04 Mar 2008
Posts : 365
Location : Wouldn't you like to know
|  Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about...  Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:48 pm | |
| | Chuck Norris can see the cinnimon and sugar swirled into every bite. |
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Maulkin
Pretty Pony Princess
Joined : 26 Mar 2007
Posts : 8836
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:36 pm | |
| | TheGrayCrayon wrote: | | Chuck Norris can see the cinnimon and sugar swirled into every bite. |
Before that cereal was even made.
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Balphezar
Irken Invader
Age : 19
Joined : 23 Dec 2007
Posts : 422
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:48 am | |
| Chuck Norris does not go hunting. 'Hunting' implies an element of chance and failure is involved. It is instead gramatically correct to say that Chuck Norris 'goes killing'.
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"God does not play dice with the universe. He plays an ineffable game of His own design, which can be compared, from the perspective of the players, to a complex and obscure version of poker, in a pitch-black room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, and with a dealer who won't tell you the rules." - Neil Gaiman.
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Siirenias
Pirate Fox
Age : 22
Joined : 23 Mar 2008
Posts : 375
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:27 pm | |
| The stunning displays supernovas make are the result of Chuck Norris punching stars.
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Maulkin
Pretty Pony Princess
Joined : 26 Mar 2007
Posts : 8836
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:22 pm | |
| Chuck Norris knows the entirety of Pi.
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Ark
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Location : Ontario,Canada
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revanmal
Joined : 09 Sep 2007
Posts : 194
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:00 pm | |
| How bout some DD ones?
Chuck Norris can make Dominic Deegan NOT act like a smug jackass.
Not even Greg's white fire can heal damage from Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
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James Draegun
The Re-Animator
Age : 19
Joined : 18 Mar 2008
Posts : 1626
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:03 pm | |
| | revanmal wrote: | How bout some DD ones?
HUK THAK can make Dominic Deegan NOT act like a smug jackass.
Not even Greg's white fire can heal damage from HUK THAK's awesomeness. |
Fixed 
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Ark
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Age : 18
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Maulkin
Pretty Pony Princess
Joined : 26 Mar 2007
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| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:47 am | |
| Chuck Norris once banned me, but gave me my power back when he realized I wasn't a threat to his women (see: half the population).
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TheGrayCrayon
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Age : 23
Joined : 04 Mar 2008
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| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:39 pm | |
| Chuthulu sleeps the eons away in R'yleh cuz he knows if he wakes up he's got to deal with Chuck Norris.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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My doogan is four feet tall.
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[2:34:54 AM] Doog assgrabs the cappin...Firm yet supple. Doog ducks the fiery wrath of ril. the duck is incinertated.
[2:37:23 AM] Doog assgrabs ril as a form of apology. The duck death toll for this act is believed to be in the thousands. |
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Reitrenner
Pleasure Specialist
Joined : 19 Nov 2007
Posts : 1296
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:09 pm | |
| Chuck Norris Ate a transformer in Car mod and crapped it out in robot mode.
Chuck Norris once masturbated in a semi one night in portland, at that exact moment of ejaculation lightning hit the truck, and optimus prime was born.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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TheGrayCrayon
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Age : 23
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| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:13 pm | |
| Death will not come for Chuck Norris. His roundhouse kick brings in to much business.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
~Groucho Marx
My doogan is four feet tall.
~TGC
[2:34:54 AM] Doog assgrabs the cappin...Firm yet supple. Doog ducks the fiery wrath of ril. the duck is incinertated.
[2:37:23 AM] Doog assgrabs ril as a form of apology. The duck death toll for this act is believed to be in the thousands. |
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Siirenias
Pirate Fox
Age : 22
Joined : 23 Mar 2008
Posts : 375
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:52 pm | |
| The Zerg do not infect Chuck Norris; his manly blood roundhouses the infection right out.
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