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Ark
S Ranked
Age : 18
Joined : 22 Jan 2008
Posts : 3774
Location : Ontario,Canada
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Maulkin
Pretty Pony Princess
Joined : 26 Mar 2007
Posts : 9036
|  Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about...  Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:04 am | |
| If you misspell Chuck Norris's name when searching google, it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?", it says "Run while you still can."
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Thalros
Dwarf of Ironforge
Age : 18
Joined : 03 Nov 2007
Posts : 2740
Location : Ironforge
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Vault Dweller
RAAAAAAAGE
Joined : 09 Sep 2007
Posts : 2675
Location : Australia
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:37 am | |
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InfamousFrostbyte
Irken Invader
Age : 19
Joined : 23 Dec 2007
Posts : 424
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:40 am | |
| lol nicely done, Kahou.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, and Samuel L. Jackson walked into a bar. They had a few drinks and generally had a good time. Until Chuck Norris started a barfight that would become the stuff of legends...
Too bad no-one lived to tell the tale.
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"God does not play dice with the universe. He plays an ineffable game of His own design, which can be compared, from the perspective of the players, to a complex and obscure version of poker, in a pitch-black room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, and with a dealer who won't tell you the rules." - Neil Gaiman.
CC H.M. (#31)
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Phoenix
Born of Ashes
Age : 17
Joined : 30 Sep 2007
Posts : 3852
Location : Down Under
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:53 pm | |
| Except Chuck Norris obviously.
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Porgon
All According To Plan
Age : 19
Joined : 10 Sep 2007
Posts : 553
Location : Horribly Lost.
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:50 am | |
| Scientists have found that Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks are so strong that if hit the impact becomes infused within your genetics so generations from now your offspring will randomly go "OW! what the fuck was that?!"
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TheGrayCrayon
Crayola Reject
Age : 23
Joined : 04 Mar 2008
Posts : 365
Location : Wouldn't you like to know
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:39 am | |
| | Every peice of furniture in Chuck Norris's home is a total gym. |
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Ganurath
Honorary Shintula
Age : 20
Joined : 05 Apr 2008
Posts : 1358
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:14 am | |
| Chuck Norris wins the game even when thinking about it.
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TheGrayCrayon
Crayola Reject
Age : 23
Joined : 04 Mar 2008
Posts : 365
Location : Wouldn't you like to know
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:36 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.
also i lost the game....dammit |
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Ark
S Ranked
Age : 18
Joined : 22 Jan 2008
Posts : 3774
Location : Ontario,Canada
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Oblivion
Magicite Madman
Age : 23
Joined : 17 Sep 2007
Posts : 1970
Location : A Mighty Fine Shindig
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:48 pm | |
| Vin Diesel may play D&D, but he never invites Chuck Norris over to play. Every time he does, Chuck just stares at the dice until they roll over to 20. Every damn time.
[Yes, I just made a nerd Chuck joke. Initiate the throwing of tomatoes.]
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Marsco
I Saw The Sign
Age : 19
Joined : 08 Dec 2007
Posts : 2211
Location : 19 miles outside the windy city
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:50 pm | |
| It made me lawl oblivion XD
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BladedFalcon
Professional Blade-For-Hire
Age : 20
Joined : 27 Feb 2008
Posts : 5452
Location : Mexico
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:51 pm | |
| If chuck norris was an JRPG character, his roundhouse kick would do 9999 damage everytime... if it didnt actually break that barrier and do 9999999999+ that is...
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Maulkin
Pretty Pony Princess
Joined : 26 Mar 2007
Posts : 9036
| | Subject: Re: The Real, True Facts about... Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:35 am | |
| Chuck Norris can count to 2 in binary (not 10, 2).
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