The last post wins

Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 12:36 pm

*shoots wooden stakes at dragonfly with a simple pair of glocks*

6 hits, 8912368964231897 damage, 1 death, 1907 dollars reward.
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Nice!!!

Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 12:45 pm

*intercept shot with a single volley from eight four-shot repeater crossbows*

6 hits out of 32 shots, Jack A T misses all
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Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 12:48 pm

*stares at Ganurath, who performed an illegal action*

*shoots Ganurath with two bursts from his glocks*

5 hits, 15 damage, 1 kill, 50 dollars. Ganurath drops a repeater crossbow.
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Honorable Mention CCs #19 and #31

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Please note that, if you see a quote of me in a sig, it is probably from the period of time when Magello took over my username. Crazy guy.

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Nice!!!

Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 12:59 pm

*Ganurath With Slightly Dinged Golem Armor emmerges*

*fires Four Volleys at Jack A T*

73 hits out of 128, 787 damage, 1 autokiller faces karma.
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Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 1:12 pm

Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 1:28 pm

Well, your armies of undead are no match for my armies of undead, warriors, and overpowered soldiers.

*sends in a millionth of his army*

Having trouble yet?
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Honorable Mention CCs #19 and #31

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Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 1:32 pm

Me? Nah, I'm just watching the fun. I like watching the undead battle for our amusement, wouldn't you agree?

*laughs as they all start beheading one another*

I'd watch out for the bilogical warfare that we released about 18 seconds ago, though. It's known for making the truly alive die rather quickly.
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Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 1:36 pm

*calls the Vel'Vloz'ress*

*demon-tainted berserkers form the front line, physically enhanced by magic and numb to pain, they charge Jack A T's legions with armor designed to kill people*

*endless hordes of dirt-cheap former slave mercenaries in scrap army follow up, hacking and slashing to finish off the wounded as the Berserkers charge through the lines kill or wound*

*Scourges and Nether Summoners reinforce the infantry, unleashing blasts of flame to scatter those ahead of the Berserker charge, while ethereal demons emmerge from nether gates to consume the animating energies of his undead, infesting the weaker varieties and warping them into demons serving the Vloz*

*the wounded fit enough to oppose the mercenaries and consumed from below, either bitten from the waist down by mana serpents to turn them into artifical snakefolk called corrupted, or killed by corrupted themselves*

*If that biological warfare is bacteria, things turn nasty as the demons taint that and literally appear as Cthulhian demonic masses out of thin air deep in the enemy ranks*
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Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 1:45 pm

*grins at this new addition to the fun*

Gotta love demons. They really know how to party, don't they?

And no, it wasn't bacteria. Close, though. Flesh-eating virus.
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Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 1:53 pm

I see. Airborn, I imagine? It'll give the Scourges with talents more for wind sorcery something to do: directing the virus to focus on Jack's troops rather than mine.
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Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 2:03 pm

Ah yes, airborn indeed. And that would be qute amusing to watch. Just please don't kill off my entire army. Most of them, fine, but I just don't want to have to start up from scratch.
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Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 2:12 pm

My infinite armies are unbeatable.

And I am not truly alive, for I am Jack Alphonse Thompson, king of the Arena.

And seriously, necrotizing fasciitis!?! Wow, you people are desperate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrotizing_fasciitis

*throws a frag grenade into the middle of the swarm of Ganurath's troops*
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Honorable Mention CCs #19 and #31

My avatar is from a webcomic called Chainmail Bikini, which has unfortunately died.

Please note that, if you see a quote of me in a sig, it is probably from the period of time when Magello took over my username. Crazy guy.

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Subject: Re: The last post wins Wed May 28, 2008 2:17 pm

Thanks for linking, Jack ^^

Too bad your army will soon be an infinite number of dead, wounded, and maimed.

*sips some lemonade*
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*hits Jack AT with his Banhammer*

1 hit, 9,999,999,999,999,999,999 damage, killing Jack AT. Maulkin gets Jack AT's girlfriend, with whom he discusses fashion.
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