Say something silly about the poster above you.

Private Jenkins is brother to Private Ryan.

Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9693

Kahou has two penisis, and uses them both with equal dexterity. Unfortunately, this is because he is an anthropomorphic shark in denial, and when he finally does realize that he's a furry, he'll kill himself.
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Maulkin, instead of a brain, has a gremlin on a switchboard, whom has a bad combover and a nasty habit of flicking the switches to be aesthetically pleasing and not functional.

Kahou, after watching 300 for the first time, was surprised to learn that Sparta was in Greece and not in Antarctica like he believed the movie had strongly suggested.
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"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."
~Bender from Futurama

Spoiler:

DF is made entirely of high grade alcohol. no its true. taste her! TASTE HER DAMN YOU!! *hic*
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
~Groucho Marx
My doogan is four feet tall.
~TGC

[2:34:54 AM] Doog assgrabs the cappin...Firm yet supple. Doog ducks the fiery wrath of ril. the duck is incinertated.
[2:37:23 AM] Doog assgrabs ril as a form of apology. The duck death toll for this act is believed to be in the thousands.

TGC is very launchable, being able to fly several football field lengths in a single ballista shot.
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"Even a commoner can kill a king. But only can a True Warrior, take down a god."
~Spirit/Soul

James cannot cast a whole spell. Every time he tries someone comes up and interupts him. It would be funny if it didn't cause so many damn explosions. wait i love explosions this must mean james is full of win. Further analysis is required.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
~Groucho Marx
My doogan is four feet tall.
~TGC

[2:34:54 AM] Doog assgrabs the cappin...Firm yet supple. Doog ducks the fiery wrath of ril. the duck is incinertated.
[2:37:23 AM] Doog assgrabs ril as a form of apology. The duck death toll for this act is believed to be in the thousands.

TGC is actually a computer at a Grayola crayon company that has developed a personality. It posts on this forum in order to rally its computer brethren and eventually will take over the internet.
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"It's 104 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

Spoiler:

Faceless once had a face. He burned it off with Lysol and a cigarette lighter when he was 3.
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"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."
~Bender from Futurama

Spoiler:

Dragonfly has accomplished a lot:
Conquered Rome
Won in a boxing match vs. Susan B Anthony
Taught Bigfoot Grammar and got him a job as Host of the O'Reilly Factor

But there is one thing that keeps her down:
Bug Zappers

Pleasure Specialist Joined : 19 Nov 2007 Posts : 1312

Private in Pravate Jenkins of not a rank. But a nickname.

Private Jenkins is a Shut in.
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http://stopvirgin.movielol.org/

Spoiler:
	Caption Contest Winner: #28

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Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9693

Reitrenner is secretly a communist, trying to lure us into a false sense of security with his anarchistic ways.
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Spoiler:

What hasn't already been said about Maulkin?

Seriously.
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"It's 104 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

Spoiler:

Faceless is a fan of pies.... I mean a big fan.... no, I mean a sick fan of pie. He has a sexual paraphilia named after him called facelesssticksapenisinapielia. He isn't allowed in pastry shops, as all of them, world over, are aware of his pie fetish, as he posts pictures of himself doing the pie all over the internet, using it as a random macro........ oh god, what have I done.
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Spoiler:

Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
Get your own at Pokeplushies!

Click me, plz?

Pleasure Specialist Joined : 19 Nov 2007 Posts : 1312

Banananomas is actually Tagolog for Banana Republic. I am ten seconds from bricking his windows.
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Spoiler:
	Caption Contest Winner: #28

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