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Marsco
I Saw The Sign
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|  Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes  Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:41 pm | |
| You said something?
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|   | | Marsco
I Saw The Sign
Age : 19
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Posts : 2211
Location : 19 miles outside the windy city
| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:45 pm | |
| [19:44:33] James Draegun :
James Draegun wrote:
Sending myself to maul, marsco
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| | | | James Draegun
The Re-Animator
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| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:48 pm | |
| Didn't you just post that earlier marsco?
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| James Draegun wrote: | | Look, lets get it straight, I'll probably mis-quote you, whoever you are, and no matter what you say, I'll find something pervy or just plain wrong with it. For that is the way of Rhindillisms |
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| | | | Marsco
I Saw The Sign
Age : 19
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Posts : 2211
Location : 19 miles outside the windy city
| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:48 pm | |
| Just showing everyone you confirmed what you said in a quote.
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| | | | BladedFalcon
Professional Blade-For-Hire
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Posts : 5452
Location : Mexico
| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:37 pm | |
| | Marsco wrote: | [19:44:33] James Draegun :
James Draegun wrote:
Sending myself to maul, marsco |
AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME A WHORE JAMES?????
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| | | | James Draegun
The Re-Animator
Age : 19
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Posts : 1713
| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:47 pm | |
| | BladedFalcon wrote: | | Marsco wrote: | [19:44:33] James Draegun :
James Draegun wrote:
Sending myself to maul, marsco |
AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME A WHORE JAMES????? |
You ARE a whore, fool. 
| Spoiler: | | | (And its a misquote, the proper way to rhindle that quote is:
The original
| James Draegun wrote: | | Sending this to maul, marsco |
And the rhindle:
| James Draegun wrote: | | Sending... myself to maul, marsco |
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| James Draegun wrote: | | Look, lets get it straight, I'll probably mis-quote you, whoever you are, and no matter what you say, I'll find something pervy or just plain wrong with it. For that is the way of Rhindillisms |
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| | | | Marsco
I Saw The Sign
Age : 19
Joined : 07 Dec 2007
Posts : 2211
Location : 19 miles outside the windy city
| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:47 pm | |
| | Spoiler: | | | [00:25:29] Marsco : what slogan
[00:25:32] Marsco : >.>
[00:25:33] Bananomas : random, I know.
[00:25:36] PrivateJenkins : Marsco.... Making the world even shittier since 1989
[00:25:49] Marsco : <.< oh ouch.
[00:25:52] Bananomas : oooooooooooooh, O.o
[00:25:56] Marsco : that hurts...deep down
[00:26:04] PrivateJenkins : hahaha, You know I'm kidding
[00:26:05] Marsco : in my black hole of a heart.
[00:26:06] James Draegun takes out a green syringe, and injects the contents into PJ's eye
[00:26:10] PrivateJenkins : But inspiration strikes
[00:26:14] Marsco shanks PJ 10,000 times with a shiv.
[00:26:16] PrivateJenkins : OH MY GOSH! I got it
[00:26:19] James Draegun :
[00:26:21] James Draegun : ...
[00:26:29] James Draegun : Also, are we all still naked?
[00:26:32] PrivateJenkins : Marsco..... Putting holes in the bottom of popcorn bags since 1989
[00:26:35] PrivateJenkins : ha!
[00:26:38] PrivateJenkins : I'm a genius
[00:26:40] Bananomas : yes
[00:26:42] Marsco : ........
[00:26:45] Marsco : what? o_O
[00:26:47] Bananomas : sorry, I'll fix it.
[00:26:48] PrivateJenkins : did you just Reanimator me?
[00:26:57] Bananomas returns reality to normal.
[00:26:58] PrivateJenkins : and you know what I'm talking about Marsco
[00:26:58] Marsco : You could just do marsco a.k.a "Winter Lad!"
[00:27:03] PrivateJenkins : nope
[00:27:08] PrivateJenkins : Popcorn Bag Hole Maker
[00:27:09] James Draegun J: Yes, and there is nothing you can do about it.
[00:27:17] Marsco : and no i dont <.<
[00:27:23] PrivateJenkins : Oh, you so do.
[00:27:27] PrivateJenkins : I was there
[00:27:27] Grimzag : sorry, someone at my door
[00:27:27] Marsco : i so dont
[00:27:32] Marsco : grrriiim
[00:27:34] Marsco : i got it
[00:27:35] PrivateJenkins : I was the nun sitting next to you two
[00:27:36] James Draegun : Yes he does, he pulled that trick on me.... Sad
[00:27:43] Grimzag : maarrsscco
[00:27:44] Marsco : you be the plumbing repair guy <.<
[00:27:46] PrivateJenkins : see!
[00:27:55] Grimzag : wait, what?
[00:27:56] Marsco : and i be the helpless victim of a clogged pipe
[00:27:57] Grimzag : oh porn
[00:27:59] Marsco : if you know what i mean
[00:28:00] PrivateJenkins : It's okay JD.... point to teh stormtrooper doll where he touched you.
[00:28:02] Marsco : <.<
[00:28:13] Bananomas : lmao
[00:28:26] James Draegun J: *points everywhere*
[00:28:34] Marsco : :D
[00:28:35] Grimzag : eh, dirty pipes don;t turn me on
[00:28:37] PrivateJenkins : Oo ra....
[00:28:39] Marsco : i like to touch.
[00:28:45] Marsco : >.> lol grim
[00:28:49] PrivateJenkins : He sure counted your midichlorians didn't he?
[00:29:04] James Draegun : Sad
[00:29:05] Marsco : the force was strong in that one PJ
[00:29:08] Grimzag : you like to touch dirty pipes?
[00:29:12] Marsco : i enjoyed it
[00:29:20] Marsco : no grim
[00:29:20] PrivateJenkins : Well, as the Law and Order SVU Jedi Detective
[00:29:22] Grimzag : oh, and hey private jenkins
[00:29:28] PrivateJenkins : I use Force Restraining Order on Marsco
[00:29:32] PrivateJenkins : Yea Grim?
[00:29:32] Bananomas : wtf?
[00:29:37] Marsco : NO!
[00:29:42] Marsco uses force lighting.
[00:29:43] Grimzag : I was sayign hi
[00:29:45] James Draegun : (Psst, PJ, he has a tiny one though, so it wasn't so bad)
[00:29:45] Faceless has been disconnected the Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:29 am (session timeout)
[00:29:46] Marsco : THE SITH WILL RLE!
[00:30:03] Grimzag : not with bad spelling they won't :P
[00:30:03] Marsco : James: you promised not to tell ; ;
[00:30:08] PrivateJenkins : Oh, Hiya Grimzag
[00:30:08] KevinConner has joined the chat the Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:30 am
[00:30:11] Marsco : You said it was cute ._.
[00:30:16] PrivateJenkins : hahaha, Marsco's hung like a hermit crab.
[00:30:21] Grimzag : hey kevin
[00:30:23] Bananomas : ................. no comment.
[00:30:23] @ KevinConner : ^_^
[00:30:29] @ KevinConner : hihi
[00:30:30] PrivateJenkins : it's like a quarter of a pack of mentos down there.
[00:30:32] Grimzag : he also has crabs
[00:30:35] James Draegun : Welp, while Marsco is tied up... *gives evil glare*
[00:30:40] PrivateJenkins : Hiya Kevin.
[00:30:45] KevinConner is still upset over friday so is trying to feel better -_-
[00:31:08] Marsco : i kjust got triple teamed ftl
[00:31:13] Bananomas : crap.... gtg.
[00:31:14] PrivateJenkins : Oh man, how can you not feel good? The Incredible Hulk AND Iron Man are coming out soon.
[00:31:17] Marsco : never been the victim of a gangbang >.>
[00:31:22] Marsco : i feel....violated.
[00:31:23] James Draegun : AND YOU LIKED IT.
[00:31:23] Grimzag : later bananomas
[00:31:28] PrivateJenkins : there are no victims on gangbangs... only targets
[00:31:31] James Draegun : ITS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
[00:31:36] Bananomas : bye guys.
[00:31:40] Bananomas is Disconnected on Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:31 am
[00:31:47] James Draegun : By bana
[00:32:01] James Draegun : So PJ, heads or tails Awesome
[00:32:05] Grimzag : it's harder to hit a moving target, though
[00:32:20] PrivateJenkins : Is it too much to ask for both?
[00:32:31] James Draegun : Yes, you have to share now.
[00:32:45] @ KevinConner : Iron Man assassinated Captain America so I refuse to see the movie
[00:32:49] @ KevinConner : the hulk looks neat though
[00:32:52] PrivateJenkins : Iron Man didn't, crossbones did
[00:32:56] @ KevinConner : but I am more excited for speed racer ^_^
[00:32:59] James Draegun : (Spoilers ftl)
[00:33:02] PrivateJenkins : And Wolverine killed crossbones
[00:33:07] @ KevinConner : speed looks AWESOME
[00:33:19] Grimzag : g/f, g2g
[00:33:19] James Draegun : So which side PJ?
[00:33:20] PrivateJenkins : therefor the world is at peace
[00:33:22] Grimzag : later
[00:33:24] Grimzag is Disconnected on Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:33 am
[00:33:27] @ KevinConner : bb grim
[00:33:29] PrivateJenkins : Tails
[00:33:32] James Draegun : See ya grimmy
[00:33:38] James Draegun : Damn!
[00:33:41] PrivateJenkins : Besides, Cap America will be back
[00:33:42] James Draegun : *sigh*
[00:33:49] James Draegun : *moves to marsco's head*
[00:33:54] PrivateJenkins : MVP Clone = new Cap America, I'm calling it.
[00:33:56] James Draegun : *grumbles*
[00:33:58] Marsco : o_O
[00:34:01] Marsco : w
[00:34:02] Marsco : f
[00:34:06] PrivateJenkins : just watch out if he bites JD
[00:34:06] Marsco : *wtf
[00:34:59] James Draegun : That's why I brought the restrainer (an actual device used in some porners, opens the mouth and prevents biting, creepy huh?)
[00:35:10] @ KevinConner : not with Joey Q in the editor's seat -_-
[00:35:17] Marsco : kinky.
[00:35:23] James Draegun : Indeed
[00:35:49] James Draegun places restrainer on marsco
[00:37:00] Marsco : kinky.
[00:37:16] James Draegun : What? You say something?
[00:37:27] James Draegun : *shrugs*
[00:37:44] James Draegun is about to begin, when. *RING-RING*
[00:37:59] James Draegun : Dammit, its ... the chatbox?
[00:38:17] James Draegun : Chatbox says: "You are bad and should feel bad"
[00:38:29] Marsco : >.>
[00:38:59] Marsco : someone is in denial
[00:39:45] James Draegun : Indeed.
[00:39:49] James Draegun : Wait.
[00:39:52] James Draegun : What?
[00:40:31] @ KevinConner : i'm upset so I need to go bb
[00:40:34] Marsco : haha
[00:40:39] Marsco : you admitted to it.
[00:40:39] James Draegun : See ya.
[00:40:47] KevinConner is Disconnected on Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:40 am
[00:40:48] James Draegun : Admitted to what?
[00:41:18] Marsco : what do you think.
[00:41:26] James Draegun : I don't think.
[00:41:38] James Draegun : Also, how are you speaking with that restrainer on?
[00:41:46] James Draegun : That's luck on its own.
[00:41:49] James Draegun : Anyhow.
[00:42:02] James Draegun rapes marsco's mouth.
[00:42:09] James Draegun : There.
[00:42:12] James Draegun : The end.
[00:42:25] Dhizzandra has joined the chat the Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:42 am
[00:42:40] James Draegun : Now I'll leave you here till maul arrives with the tentacle beast. He said he would
[00:42:40] Marsco : kinky..
[00:42:47] Bananomas has joined the chat the Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:42 am
[00:42:55] James Draegun : THATS FOR CALLING ME A PREP! |
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| | | | James Draegun
The Re-Animator
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| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:30 pm | |
| [16:15:33] PrivateJenkins : I have this PHYS 211 test that's gonna be the equivalent of having me steel cage wrestle a bear.
[16:15:46] James Draegun : That's a good thing, right?
[16:16:10] James Draegun : As long as they didn't give the bear any crack/cocaine before the fight, they go down pretty easy.
[16:16:28] PrivateJenkins : no... it's not...
[16:16:32] PrivateJenkins : cuz I'm a lover not a fighter
[16:16:36] PrivateJenkins : and I don't think the bear wants love...
[16:16:45] PrivateJenkins : or if it does... not the good kind.
[16:18:27] @ MessiahForHire : 
[16:19:12] PrivateJenkins : indeed
[16:19:17] PrivateJenkins : stupid rotations...
[16:22:32] James Draegun : "Bears have penises. They stick it in butts"
[16:22:54] James Draegun : (I've never seen a better oppurtunity to use that quote. Thank you link)
[16:24:29] @ MessiahForHire : xD
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| James Draegun wrote: | | Look, lets get it straight, I'll probably mis-quote you, whoever you are, and no matter what you say, I'll find something pervy or just plain wrong with it. For that is the way of Rhindillisms |
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| | | | Marsco
I Saw The Sign
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| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:09 am | |
| edited: for james' sake.
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| | | | James Draegun
The Re-Animator
Age : 19
Joined : 18 Mar 2008
Posts : 1713
| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:18 am | |
| Philosophy of sex
(this list is )
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson
" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams
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| | | | BladedFalcon
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Location : Mexico
| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:54 pm | |
| These are awesome indeed, and gotta love the last one, Robin Williams Wins once again!
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| | | | Magello
The Man Without a Rank
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| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:12 pm | |
| [19:08:53] Magello : Is it pornography?
[19:08:58] Lady Buggery : nah not yet, what's up?
[19:09:03] Magello : Because if so, then I haven't seen it.
[19:09:18] BladedFalcon : no mag, its not
[19:09:32] Magello : Especially if it involved Asian underage girls.
[19:09:40] Magello : Did not see that.
[19:09:42] Magello : At all.
[19:09:49] Lady Buggery : aww that would be cute!
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| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:06 pm | |
| [01:02:28] @ Drache : umm I'm not really innocent per se
[01:02:43] BladedFalcon : im still amused that she managed to rank high in the kinky test without knowing many of the things there XD
[01:02:49] @ Drache : I just like to ignore the obvious
[01:03:01] James Draegun : She's a closet perv like r1nn!
[01:03:01] BladedFalcon : hahaha
[01:03:15] BladedFalcon : nah, she is actually very open about it JD
[01:03:19] James Draegun : Our high ranking officials in the forums are all huge pervs.
[01:03:19] @ Drache : nah I'm not in the closet like r1nn
[01:03:28] @ Drache : I've an out and about perv
[01:03:30] BladedFalcon : see?
[01:03:42] @ Drache : I'm rather
[01:03:59] Grimzag : there are a lot more pervs on the internet than there are pervs in real life, I think...
[01:04:00] @ Drache : though being in the closet with r1nn would be nice ^.^
[01:04:01] BladedFalcon : well, jack´s spirit does seem genuinelly innocent enough
[01:04:13] BladedFalcon : Lawl drache
[01:04:21] James Draegun :
| Quote: | Drache wrote:
...I'm .... in the closet like r1nn |
[01:04:34] TheGrayCrayon : its good to know i'm among my people
[01:04:36] James Draegun : Which closet, I dare not say.
[01:04:40] Grimzag : Drache: Can i be in the closet too?
[01:04:59] @ Drache : @ Grim, probably not
[01:05:01] BladedFalcon : thats it, im posting this in the quotes thread
[01:05:06] @ Drache : your gf would kill us
[01:05:19] James Draegun : Then I shall join in the closet.
[01:05:26] Grimzag : Drache: nah, she'd probably either call me lucky or ask to join :P
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| | | | BladedFalcon
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| | Subject: Re: Odd and amusing quotes Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:53 am | |
| [06:48:39] Tatara : I've got a massive overbearence of macros today.
[06:48:45] Tatara : Like, fourty of em'.
[06:49:11] BladedFalcon : Lawl
[06:49:30] BladedFalcon : does your awesomeness knows no bounds dude?
[06:49:52] BladedFalcon : where the hell do you get so many macros anyway?
[06:50:02] Tatara : I try to contain it but it just spills out everywhere.
[06:50:22] Tatara : I'll use a metaphor.
[06:50:26] BladedFalcon : hahahaha
[06:50:34] Tatara : Korean is to Starcraft as I am to macros.
[06:50:44] Tatara : I just do it, and do it very, very quickly.
[06:50:49] BladedFalcon : wow
[06:51:31] BladedFalcon : you know.. two of those last four messages sound very wrong somehow...
[06:51:47] Tatara : Entirely intentional.
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