Jokes and Such

Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9698

Well, all those years of phone sex have finally caught up with me... I now have hearing AIDS.

Jokes? Funnies? Puns (like any thread can avoid them)?
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Subject: Re: Jokes and Such Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:59 am

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."
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A Hard One to Swallow

Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9698

One blonde asks another, "Which is farther away, China or the Moon?" The other blond shakes her head. "Duh! You can see the moon..."
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Subject: Re: Jokes and Such Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:43 am

What do you get when you cross Arnold Schwarzeneggar with Micheal Jackson?

Micheal Wazaneggar

Subject: Re: Jokes and Such Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:02 pm

Two lesbian polar bear walk into a Klondyke bar.

That's the whole joke, sorry to dissapoint.
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Age : 25 Joined : 08 Apr 2007 Posts : 320

So we put jokes here? Life, the universe, everything... unfortunately, they're just a bit too complex of a joke for most of us to find them funny.

Subject: Re: Jokes and Such Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:00 am

One day in a giant magical forest, that is so big that most animals have never seen another animal in their life, a rabbit is chased by a bear. They stumble upon a magical frog who is so happy to finally meet somebody else that he grants the two three wishes each.
Mister bear is greedy and wishes: "I wish that all the bears in this forest except me become female."
"I wish a had a race helmet." mister rabbit says.
Mister bear looks at the rabbit but then suddenly has a better idea: "I wish that the bears in the next forest are also all female."
"I wish for a motor cycle." mister bunny wishes.
The bear wonders why the rabbit is spending his wishes on something stupid like that but decides his next idea is more important. "I wish that all the bears in the whole world except me are all female!"
The rabbit puts on his helmet, sits on the cycle and says: "I wish this mister bear is gay." Before he drives away in a hurry.

This not to insult anybody it's just the only joke I know at the moment. <.<
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Age : 25 Joined : 08 Apr 2007 Posts : 320

Of course, with the bear's first wish, she's not in bad shape, unless the first wish was counteracted with the bear's third wish.

Subject: Re: Jokes and Such Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:21 pm

Good call, knew I forgot somethng, just couldn't see what. =P
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Subject: Re: Jokes and Such Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:51 pm

Last night a fork-lift operator forced me to spoon with him at knife point.
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