Hey baby....

Subject: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 3:10 pm

Pick-up lines....Whether they be actual pick-up lines or ones you just made up. Bonus points if you actually use the line in real life.

Me first.

Hey baby, what does the scouter say about your hawtness level?
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Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9475

"Hey there stud, wanna see how we fit?"
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Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 3:16 pm

Baby, if you were C6 and I were H12, all we'd need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

(chemistry pickup lines ftw <.<; Wink

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"You know what a feline tongue is good for, right?"
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Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 4:19 pm

"Does this rag smell like clorophorm to you?"

also "FUCK ME if i'm wrong.......but isn't your name bertha?"
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Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 4:57 pm

"Let's add me and you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
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Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 5:28 pm

XD These are some really funny lines. I'll have to remember them.

Hey baby, what say you and I go get a cup a coffee....have a nice conversation....maybe get a nice dinner after that....then go back to my place and fuck like pigs?
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Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 5:30 pm

"What's a sweet thing like you doing with all those clothes on?"
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Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 5:43 pm

Nice shoes, where did you buy them?

Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 9:39 pm

-How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

-Baby you're so sweet you make my teeth rot.

-I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

-You look pretty. I like your hair. Here's a drink. Are you ready now?

-I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp.

-If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?

-Your tag's showing. It says, 'Made in Heaven
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Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 9:50 pm

I've lost my teddy-bear. Will you sleep with me?

Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 10:32 pm

Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happens once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

If you were a tear in my eye,
I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 11:12 pm

"I can't read."

Pirate Fox Age : 22 Joined : 23 Mar 2008 Posts : 377

If legends are true, an ex-girlfriend of mine used the following line, and it worked:

"Nice shoes. Let's fuck."
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Subject: Re: Hey baby.... Thu May 29, 2008 11:29 pm

This only works on Japanese girls. Stuff said in Japanese <goes in these.>

Oh, sure, I could have just learned basic phrases like <You're very cute.> However, since I took the classes... *gently grip her hand* ...I can say <You are a princess.>
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