Thy Brilliance
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|  Subject: Good Times  Fri May 18, 2007 8:23 pm | |
| | Quote: | "It finally makes sense now", Gregory thought, "The faith and optimism I had in Jacob even though he crippled me with his necromancy, the fact that I keep on making my couch fort despite the rusty springs, and now this "accidental" nail. I can deny it no longer, I am a... masochist. And I am horny. But how will I break it to Pam?!? God, if you're listening to this, please, please let Pam be a sadist. THINK OF MY SEXUAL NEEDS PLEASE!!!"
2 days later
Greg is bounded and gagged in a room. Black and blue bruises cover his whole body.
Pam: (Wearing the "Sexy Nurse" outfit and holding a bloody spiked whip)
Pam: Remember the rules Greg, don't *hits Greg* use your white magic until *hits Greg again in a much more violent manner* you start to feel unconscious again!!! *massive critical on the groin*
Pam: And don't forget the safewor.. Oh, that's right, we don't need *hits Greg's side and subsequentially rips off some of his flesh* one.
Pam rips off the gag, taking some of Gregory's hair, for some much needed tongue action.
Greg hesitates momentarily, and then asks solemnly...
Greg: Will you marry me? *Uses his teeth to rip a bloody diamond ring out of his man-nipple (Don't ask me to explain it or I will)*
Pam: You surgically implanted a diamond ring in your man-nipple for me?
Greg nods, and spits the ring into Pam's hand.
Pam dons the ring and then rapidly and repeatedly whips him savagely while saying "Yes!!" just as frequently.
As Greg later wrote in his memoirs, "It was the happiest day of my life."
The End. |
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Honor and Virtue
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| | Subject: Re: Good Times Fri May 18, 2007 8:25 pm | |
| That is so horribly twisted, it's hilarious.
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