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mutevampire
Joined : 05 Nov 2007
Posts : 37
|  Subject: Re: Caption Contest  Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:10 pm | |
| 4) Selling your soul to touch your right hand to your right elbow. Was it worth it? Muhuhuhuhahahaha!
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Zxaber
Joined : 18 Jan 2008
Posts : 142
Location : Within three feet of my Laptop. Always.
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:00 pm | |
| "Must...feed..."
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I'd love to hang and chat awhile, but my mind's become vile.
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Bananomas
Age : 19
Joined : 03 Apr 2008
Posts : 402
Location : Ukiah, California...... a.k.a. Nowhere interesting.
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:11 pm | |
| 1) Bet you can't guess where my other hand is.
2) I've fallen and I can't get up.
3) Your vagina just ate my rice crispey treat. Perhaps you will make it give me compensation?
4) I puts the lotion on her skin or else... wait... that's not right.
5) I am TRAPDOOR SPIDERMAN! GANK!
6) Hey Grench, don't mean to bother you, but Luna just pushed me off the terrace, so... um... help?
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 [br]Click here to feed me a fruit![br]Get your own at Dinomon!
Click me, plz? |
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Dhizzandra
Female TIM
Age : 19
Joined : 30 Mar 2008
Posts : 498
Location : Montana.
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:04 am | |
| "DEAR GOD. NOT JUNIOR!"
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So that when the silt covers us,
We will hear the symphonies of vibrating earthworms,
Singing us into an after-life of vagabonding.
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SaintSmythe
Archive Hound
Age : 26
Joined : 20 Aug 2007
Posts : 1322
Location : Dallas, TX
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Ark
S Ranked
Age : 18
Joined : 22 Jan 2008
Posts : 3978
Location : Ontario,Canada
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Jade
Shipping Fangirl
Age : 20
Joined : 11 Aug 2007
Posts : 1122
Location : Venus
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:31 am | |
| 2. Elbow grease is the best polish.
3. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
4. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
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Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
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MessiahForHire
Mischief and Mayhem
Joined : 10 Oct 2007
Posts : 3582
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:46 pm | |
| | Ark wrote: | | Grench: Damned Floor Masters. |
DAMN YOU!!! How dare you steal my ideas! 
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(Don't ask me how a pokeball can eat a candy. <.<) |
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Drache
Assassin Droid
Age : 24
Joined : 04 Jun 2007
Posts : 1712
Location : Aroundish...
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:17 pm | |
| Judging for this will be delayed as I simply do not have time for it tomorrow. I will judge Mon or Tues.
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mutevampire
Joined : 05 Nov 2007
Posts : 37
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:07 am | |
| 5) Please! This takes brown-nosing to new levels, already! Pleeeeeease forgive me!
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kilroywuzheere
Good With Catsup
Age : 19
Joined : 06 May 2008
Posts : 241
Location : The men in the white lab coats won't tell me
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:54 pm | |
| Since this hasn't been judged yet, I think I'll enter after all.
"ATTACK OF THE KILLER MIDGETS!"
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"Oh GOD! You have an elbow fetish don't you?"
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"I can't seem to get rid of this strange growth." |
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Drache
Assassin Droid
Age : 24
Joined : 04 Jun 2007
Posts : 1712
Location : Aroundish...
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:52 pm | |
| Guh sorry for so much delay.
Winner: Tender
"The itsy bitsy spi-der went up the Gretch's arm..."
Honorable Mentions:
Thalros: "Ever been with a Dwarf before?"
Bananomas: "Bet you can't guess where my other hand is."
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Kilroy: "Oh GOD! You have an elbow fetish don't you?" (Kilroy had no way of knowing, but there's a inside joke with this sort of... I don't want to explain...)
Next Contest:
Not sure when to judge given my slow posting. I'll go with what works for me.
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Ganurath
Honorary Shintula
Age : 20
Joined : 05 Apr 2008
Posts : 1452
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:54 pm | |
| 1. "Is Celesto Morgan gonna hafta choke a bitch?"
2. "I have seen your future: You life of emotional abuse and financial suffering has all been so that Dominic Deegan will have a slightly easier time avenging his girlfriend."
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Drache
Assassin Droid
Age : 24
Joined : 04 Jun 2007
Posts : 1712
Location : Aroundish...
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:02 pm | |
| | Ganurath wrote: | 1. "Is Celesto Morgan gonna hafta choke a bitch?"
2. "I have seen your future: You life of emotional abuse and financial suffering has all been so that Dominic Deegan will have a slightly easier time avenging his girlfriend." |
Both of those are brilliant by the way.
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Ganurath
Honorary Shintula
Age : 20
Joined : 05 Apr 2008
Posts : 1452
| | Subject: Re: Caption Contest Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:05 pm | |
| | Drache wrote: | | Ganurath wrote: | 1. "Is Celesto Morgan gonna hafta choke a bitch?"
2. "I have seen your future: You life of emotional abuse and financial suffering has all been so that Dominic Deegan will have a slightly easier time avenging his girlfriend." |
Both of those are brilliant by the way. |
I looked at the panel and thought "How can I make this not about rough sex?"
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