Yo. "The Man." ex-"With the Monocle"

Subject: Yo. "The Man." ex-"With the Monocle" Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:23 am

I'm calling you out, bitch.

If you don't show in this thread by midnight on Wednesday, you will never see your precious monocle again.

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*dramatic musiiiiiic!*
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Which midnight on Wednesday? We're operating on an international scale, here! The tension is too much to take!!

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For that matter, which Wednesday? I mean, sure, it could be THIS Wednesday, but he really wasn't that specific, now was he?

Honor and Virtue Joined : 31 Mar 2007 Posts : 4279

You're holding an eyepiece for ransom...without asking for ransom.

You're kidding, right? At least ask for something.
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It's not a ransom, it's a calling-out. He just wants TMW/OTM to show up. Possibly for beatings. Possibly for non-consentual tentacle-releated intimacy.

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*Get's the popcorn ready for either scenario*
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Subject: Re: Yo. "The Man." ex-"With the Monocle" Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:04 pm

I'm here, you despicable ne'er-do-well.

What do you want?
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Subject: Re: Yo. "The Man." ex-"With the Monocle" Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:50 pm

I could just ban this unpleasant fellow until the monocle is returned, but I respect our formerly bemonocled man too much to risk possibly emasculating him.
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Give him back his monocle, you big meanie!!!

Subject: Re: Yo. "The Man." ex-"With the Monocle" Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:16 pm

Subject: Re: Yo. "The Man." ex-"With the Monocle" Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:17 pm

Subject: Re: Yo. "The Man." ex-"With the Monocle" Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:18 pm

Yes you do. You totally do.

Subject: Re: Yo. "The Man." ex-"With the Monocle" Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:20 pm

Yeah, whatever. I totally don't. That's, like, an elephant seal or a walrus or something. I'm a human.
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I'm scared ;_;
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