Quotable Quotes

Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:16 pm

"You only have a power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power - he's free again." ~ Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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"...We all know one of the main elements of attack is the element of surprise. So what could be more surprising than the First Battalion Transvestite brigade?" ~Eddie Izzard :3
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I dunno, this could work too...
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:17 am

"Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon." - Horatio Lord Nelson
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:44 am

Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:52 am

Indeed.

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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:35 pm

"Write a witty saying and your name will live forever." -Anonymous
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:15 pm

"Those are my principles. If you don't like 'em, I've got others."
- Groucho Marx
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:33 pm

"Facts will not cease to exist simply because they are ignored." - Aldous Huxley.

Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:06 am

"I love fools' experiments. I am always making them." - Charles Darwin
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:30 am

"The unexamined life is not worth living." -- Socrates
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:43 am

I have several, be prepared

"I want to be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?" - G.I.R

"But I neeeed tacos..I need them or I will explode!..that happens to me sometimes.." - G.I.R

"I'm running , I'm running....I'm NAKED!" - G.I.R

"Finally!!!!" ( after ZIM tells im to self destruct) - G.I.R

"To make room for the toona:rolleyes: " (After being asked why he ran out of fuel so quickly) - G.I.R

"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair." -Ron Burgundy

"To Question your humanity is to know you are truly human."

"Oderin Dum Metuant(Let them hate as long as they fear.)" - Emperor Caligula

"In the attempt to light our cities and stave off the darkness, we block off the most beautiful lights off all." - Myself

Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:10 am

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
"Hail to the King, Baby."
"Well hello mister fancy pants."
"This...is...my...BOOMSTICK!"
"Chainsaw..."
"Groovy."

Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams from theEvil Dead series

Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:30 am

"I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an Elf! Never trust an Elf!"
"Nobody tosses a dwarf."
"Not the beard!"
After Aragorn suggests they hunt orc: "YES!"
"Soon Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves. Roaring fires, malt beer, red meat off the bone."
"Let them come. There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath. "
"Bring your pretty face to my axe. "
"I'm wasted on cross-country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances."
"He was twitching because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM! "
"They had no honor in life. They have none now in death. "
-Gimli, the Greatest of Dwarves

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