Quotable Quotes

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'You don't have no ice cream'

-Eddie Murphy
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"Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons."

~Brian.
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:56 pm

"Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits." - Thomas A. Edison
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:37 am

"There are no Atheists in foxholes." -Uncertain Origin, WWII

That quote speaks truth.
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"To be united by hatred is a... fragile alliance, at best."

~Darth Treya
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:53 am

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

Yogi Berra
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"Cold be hand and heart and bone,
Cold be traveler far from home.
For they do not see what lies ahead,
When sun fails and moon is dead..."

~Smeagol
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The Demon King Age : 21 Joined : 14 Nov 2007 Posts : 276

Friends are just enemies that are too afraid to kill you. ~ Can't Remember . . . got it from Geneforge but it list the source so later this will be edited.

Only did this cause Maul's Star Wars quote reminded me of Geneforge 4. Silly rebels. Why must I correct your screwed up politcal situation? Can't the serviles, the humans, the drayks, and the drakons just . . . get along?

Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:20 am

"Living well is the best revenge." - George Herbert.
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Irken Invader Age : 20 Joined : 23 Dec 2007 Posts : 448

"If I can make you laugh, you will like me better and be more open to my ideas. If I make you laugh at the particular point I've made, by laughing at it, you acknowledge its truth."

~ (The Immortal) John Cleese
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:29 pm

"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist."
- Dom Helder Camara

yeah i know, I just like the Civ 4 quotes.
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:02 pm

"Enter, left, CINESIAS, his enormous phallus fully erect."
-Aristophanes, Lysistrata (stage direction)

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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:05 pm

"No phallic hero, no matter what he does to himself or to another to prove his courage, ever matches the solitary, existential courage of the woman who gives birth." - Andrea Dworkin
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:00 pm

"If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."
-Lady Astor (to Winston Churchill)

"If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
-Winston Churchill, in reply

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"You will either die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease."
- John Montague (to John Wilkes)

"That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
- John Wilkes, in reply
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Subject: Re: Quotable Quotes Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:38 pm

"The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win." - Edgar Watson Howe
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