Chatbox Hilarity Thread

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[05:42:32] metalking : i'm so sad. theres no milk in my fridge
[05:45:09] Noxy : I am milk
[05:45:11] Noxy : I am red hot kitchen
[05:45:39] metalking : well you're not in my fridge are you? ...are you>
[05:46:14] Noxy : Respect my culture, Me
[05:46:46] metalking : your kitchen culture?
[05:46:56] Noxy : Yes
[05:47:40] metalking : well if you can cook i can respect that
[05:47:41] Noxy : We are people just like you
[05:48:01] Noxy : I never learned how to cook
[05:48:17] metalking : but you're a kitchen
[05:48:46] Noxy : Why are you discriminating me with stereotypes?
[05:49:16] Noxy : Not all kitchens are home-kitchens
[05:49:23] Noxy : Some of us try to make it big
[05:49:28] Noxy : We have dreams
[05:49:30] Noxy : We have goals
[05:49:41] Noxy : We can feel joy and pain just like you
[05:50:03] metalking : i suppose you could become a celebrity kitchen
[05:50:58] Noxy : Yes, I could
[05:51:28] metalking : or a display kitchen... wait that sounds dirty
[05:51:49] Noxy : I'm not a stripper, you asshole
[05:52:11] metalking : it beats the mundane life of a house kitchen
[05:53:04] Noxy : I will only strip for the living room of my heart
[05:53:26] metalking : what about the dining room?
[05:53:40] Noxy : I'm not a pedophile you sick bastard
[05:53:54] metalking : no, that's the nursery
[05:54:08] metalking : dining room's fine as long as you stick to the big table
[05:55:20] Noxy : Nurseries take care of our dining rooms. God, just shut up, okay? Your ignorance of my people is so hard to tolerate
[05:55:54] metalking : your ignorance of MY culture is also offensive
[05:56:19] metalking : i mean, who has a living room in this modern age
[05:57:08] Java/Schtolty raises his hand
[05:57:21] metalking : you're all backwards
[05:57:33] metalking : and i dont see how this all ties in with my lack of milk

Subject: Re: Chatbox Hilarity Thread Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:56 am

There have been some hilarious moments in that there chatbox...yep, yep...

I think this is a good idea. *approval stamp :3*
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Subject: Re: Chatbox Hilarity Thread Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:45 pm

It'll be our own little bash.org
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But better. And if anyone says "with blackjack and hookers," I'm going to beat them with a stick.
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Subject: Re: Chatbox Hilarity Thread Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:26 pm

With blackjack an hookers.

...

*runs away*
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I'm a living room, right Noxy?

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Halpoooo, I have a present for youuuu!
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Subject: Re: Chatbox Hilarity Thread Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:20 pm

Do not want!
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*hands Halpo a tiny box*

See? It's perfectly safe.
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Subject: Re: Chatbox Hilarity Thread Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:27 pm

*holds the box away from his face and opens it, peeking inside*

It's not scorpions is it? I don't like scorpions...
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Nope. It's a homing device.

*a safe falls on Halpo*

Only a ninja could dodge that.
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Subject: Re: Chatbox Hilarity Thread Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:36 pm

*picks the safe up in a loot powered state*

LOOT!

*takes the loot to his ship*
You are the best, LadyM
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Subject: Re: Chatbox Hilarity Thread Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:45 pm

Yarr! *perches on Halpo's loot*
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Edited by Maulkin: No flaming, Noxy. If you have a problem with another user, please bring it forward.

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