I.C. Weiner

Subject: I.C. Weiner Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:43 am

This is a thread to spin a yarn about a particularly successful prank you've pulled in the past, to brainstorm about good pranks, or to seek advice on revenge.

So this morning my brother decided to wake my up with his shitty rap. Also, he was stomping around like he was playing DDR, and my house has thin walls, or really good acoustics.

Being the person I am, I simply continued to laze in my bed until he gave up. But, when he did finally leave, he decided to queue up "Banana Phone". I just let it play.

Now there are two things I immediately thought up:

1. Wake HIS ass up with a pair of headphones full of "Raising Arizona"

2. Tell our mother (who heard it playing when she came back) that the banana phone song serves the same function as those color-code sex bracelets that were the thing just a little while back. You'd make up a play list of stupid songs, and what songs you had would determine what you're looking for in a sex partner.

And yes, she'd likely believe me.

Subject: Re: I.C. Weiner Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:49 am

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: counteract his shitty rap with Captain Dan's Authentic Pirate Hip Hop. colbert

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Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9698

Hmmm.... well, I have a very affectionate chocolate lab, who likes to get in bed with my parents. All I have to do to get back at one of them is smear a little peanut butter on their cheek, and let the dog do the work.
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Subject: Re: I.C. Weiner Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:29 pm

I love to answer the phone saying "Hello, city morgue."

Or pull a Calvin.
*ring*
Me: *pick up "Hi, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza, please."
Them: "What?"
Me: "Oh, sorry, you must have the wrong number."

There're a few others, but I can't think of them right now.

Subject: Re: I.C. Weiner Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:50 pm

Or answering the phone and going 'It's a me! MARIO!'
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Honor and Virtue Joined : 31 Mar 2007 Posts : 4279

I'm assigned to the phones at work as seldom as possible due to several Wii-related threats.

"No, we don't have any Wiis. Didn't you hear, Nintendo discontinued the product."

"If one more person asks me about Wiis, I'm spoiling Harry Potter for them."
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Subject: Re: I.C. Weiner Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:59 pm

Lady made me LOL