Dominic Deegan Fansite     Dominic Deegan Fansite :: General Discussion :: Chit Chat  Dwarves...they have one weakness...     Goto page :   1, 2, 3   Author Message Maulkin Pretty Pony Princess Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 8836 Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 12:40 am Ganurath wrote: my orc fetish I knew I wasn't the only one! (Though, really, I'm attracted to any big, rough guy.) _________________ Spoiler:     Ark S Ranked Age : 18 Joined : 22 Jan 2008 Posts : 3661 Location : Ontario,Canada Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 7:37 am Maulkin wrote: Ganurath wrote: my orc fetish I knew I wasn't the only one! (Though, really, I'm attracted to any big, rough guy.) Orcs are too rough for you Maul. They would probably damage you badly...on the inside. _________________ "The only way to settle this dispute between two gods is with a pie-eating contest!!!" - Elan Spoiler:     Grimzag Commissar Age : 20 Joined : 20 Sep 2007 Posts : 2217 Location : The People's Republic of Mushroom Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 8:11 am All youz Orkz put yer choppaz in da air! *puts 'iz choppa in da air* _________________ You and your friends are dead. Game Over ---------------------------------------- I dare you to play this game: http://www.virtualnes.com/play/play.php?id=A035&s=10 If you can complete any one level of it (not level section, full level) you are officially 1337. Firelord is the easiest.   Ganurath Honorary Shintula Age : 20 Joined : 05 Apr 2008 Posts : 1291 Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 9:05 am *puts choppa in da air* It's the fangs that do it for me, Maul. The aggressive personality is a big turn-on, too. Of course, anything emo or pretentious kills that particular interest, which is why I don't have fetish for [s]elves[/s] vampires. _________________ Spoiler:   MessiahForHire wrote: I for one, applaud Ganurath. For he managed to break both Maul's and Ark's brains. *applauds*   Thalros Dwarf of Ironforge Age : 18 Joined : 02 Nov 2007 Posts : 2715 Location : Ironforge Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 2:12 pm Psht, Beer of Annihilation. I down that shit for fun, and chase it with the Ale of Oblivion. _________________ Spoiler:     Ganurath Honorary Shintula Age : 20 Joined : 05 Apr 2008 Posts : 1291 Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 7:58 pm Here, have a Pint of Meteor Swarm. Not so tough without a Fortitude save, eh? _________________ Spoiler:   MessiahForHire wrote: I for one, applaud Ganurath. For he managed to break both Maul's and Ark's brains. *applauds*   Thalros Dwarf of Ironforge Age : 18 Joined : 02 Nov 2007 Posts : 2715 Location : Ironforge Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 9:18 pm Ganurath wrote: Here, have a Pint of Meteor Swarm. Not so tough without a Fortitude save, eh? *downs it* I use Ganurath as a Human Shield. *rolls a 16 with +5 bonus from assorted stats* I critically succeed. I pick up Ganurath and throw him at the meteors, creating a massive explosion of sheer awesomeness. Better do a Fort save, and then a Reflex, and you'll need another Fort. Not to mention the damage roll, and then there's the second if you fail to land carefully... _________________ Spoiler:     James Draegun The Re-Animator Age : 19 Joined : 18 Mar 2008 Posts : 1626 Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 9:32 pm Actually, Dwarve's greatest isn't alcohol of any form.... *looks at thal with a grin* Guess which sport I played as a kid? *Runs at thal and punts him with a kick!* Soccer! *see thal fly through the air* ? ... *looks down to see his leg crushed from kicking the fat 'stout' dwarf* Ow. _________________ Spoiler:   James Draegun wrote: Look, lets get it straight, I'll probably mis-quote you, whoever you are, and no matter what you say, I'll find something pervy or just plain wrong with it. For that is the way of Rhindillisms   Thalros Dwarf of Ironforge Age : 18 Joined : 02 Nov 2007 Posts : 2715 Location : Ironforge Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 9:33 pm You couldn't punt me if you had to. I'm in full mail armor, I must weigh around 600 lbs. _________________ Spoiler:     James Draegun The Re-Animator Age : 19 Joined : 18 Mar 2008 Posts : 1626 Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 9:36 pm And I'm a Martial Mage, I break laws...and my own leg apparantly. _________________ Spoiler:   James Draegun wrote: Look, lets get it straight, I'll probably mis-quote you, whoever you are, and no matter what you say, I'll find something pervy or just plain wrong with it. For that is the way of Rhindillisms   Thalros Dwarf of Ironforge Age : 18 Joined : 02 Nov 2007 Posts : 2715 Location : Ironforge Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 9:48 pm James Draegun wrote: And I'm a Martial Mage, I break laws...and my own leg apparantly. Yeah, well I'm a Dwarf, and my beard protects me from everything. *beard goes back in time and stops JD from kicking me, but eating his leg* _________________ Spoiler:     James Draegun The Re-Animator Age : 19 Joined : 18 Mar 2008 Posts : 1626 Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 9:49 pm Hmmm..... James rips off Thal's beard to find a Flux Capacitor underneath! O.O 1.21 GIGAWATS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH _________________ Spoiler:   James Draegun wrote: Look, lets get it straight, I'll probably mis-quote you, whoever you are, and no matter what you say, I'll find something pervy or just plain wrong with it. For that is the way of Rhindillisms   Thalros Dwarf of Ironforge Age : 18 Joined : 02 Nov 2007 Posts : 2715 Location : Ironforge Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 9:50 pm James Draegun wrote: Hmmm..... James rips off Thal's beard to find a Flux Capacitor underneath! O.O 1.21 GIGAWATS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Poor JD, blood loss has made him delusional. Everyone on these forums SURELY knows, by now, that Dwarven beards are invulnerable. _________________ Spoiler:     James Draegun The Re-Animator Age : 19 Joined : 18 Mar 2008 Posts : 1626 Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 10:01 pm I'm not only delusional, I'm chaotic too! POTATO! *Thal is now a crossdessing Jackal* MUAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ooh! A cookie! *James hobbles off, now nacked for whatever reason, for the floating cookie before him* _________________ Spoiler:   James Draegun wrote: Look, lets get it straight, I'll probably mis-quote you, whoever you are, and no matter what you say, I'll find something pervy or just plain wrong with it. For that is the way of Rhindillisms   Marsco I Saw The Sign Age : 19 Joined : 07 Dec 2007 Posts : 2203 Location : 19 miles outside the windy city Subject: Re: Dwarves...they have one weakness...   Tue May 13, 2008 10:03 pm actually considerin he didnt damage the beard persay, the beard is still unharmed >.> he just damaged you and left you without your trump card. _________________ Spoiler:   Spoiler:   Jack A T wrote: Sweet. So, as the TRUE Jack A T, not some meager poseur who needs a period in his name, I claim dominance of the battlefield. Ahem. 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