LMS Round 4: Zombies!

Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9412

*sighs*

"Fine, I'll bite..." walks close enough to call out, "Hey, are you alive, or undead? If you're alive, come out with your hands up - I'm not going to hurt you, but I have to know you're not a zombie. We can work together, have a higher chance of survival. If you are a zombie, though..." *makes the universally recognized sound of a bullet being chambered*

*if:
-it's a human, try to rescue
-it's a zombie, fire with both Glocks on burst fire mode*

A rocket comes flying at you from a different shadow! You are hit for 30 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 4: Zombies! Sun May 18, 2008 12:18 am

Okay.. too many now..

*shoots at zombie 6*

*sends brian to check the shadow, if its human, rescue, if not, shoot it*

You shoot ZombieSim 6, hit, and get a dollar for the kill! However, Brian is not as lucky. He gets shredded by automatic rifle fire. 25 damage.
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 4: Zombies! Wed May 21, 2008 4:41 pm

*Fires at Zombiesim 6 (silenced)*

Alfred, you busy? One by one!

*asks Alfred to fire at zombiesim 6*

BAM! The dead zombie's corpse is hit again.
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 4: Zombies! Wed May 21, 2008 11:55 pm

(Alfred is dead by my hand. Jack A T just forgot to change the entry in the log again. Sorry Bananomas.)
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 4: Zombies! Tue May 27, 2008 6:12 pm

ZombieSims swarm John Kraldor! 9 damage!

In the distance, you see a school burning...

CURRENT STATUS:
Post 8
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:

TRADING POST:

PLAYERS:

Maulkin: 139/169 HP; $101
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 11/17 ammo (Burst)
E Glock 18: 11/17 ammo (Burst)
- Personal Defense Tonfa (Whap)
- 105 Pistol Rounds
- 10 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher

Jack A T: 140/140 HP; $11
Kills: 0
- Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- Sunglasses
- 97 Pistol Rounds
- 12 Shotgun Shells
E Night Vision Goggles
- Set of bandages 1/3
O Looting Training
- 8 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher
E 12 Gauge Remington 1100: 2/4 (Shot)

Zekk: 120/120 HP; $44
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- 96 Pistol Rounds
O Looting Training
- Ammo voucher
- 14 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher
- Set of Bandages 2/3
- Fragmentation Grenade (Grenade Throw)

Denzo: 160/160 HP; $70
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- LS-06 Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation: 80/100

ammo (Laser Beam)
- 132 Pistol Rounds
E Night Vision Goggles
- Sunglasses
O Martial Arts Training
E Brass Knuckles
O Looting Training
- Bandages: 1/3
- 20 energy cells
- 8 shotgun shells
E 12 Gauge Remington 1100: 2/4 ammo (Shot)

Drache: DEAD/110 HP, $14
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 14/17 ammo (Burst)
E Glock 18: 14/17 ammo (Burst)
- Wrench (Smash)
- 22 Pistol Rounds
- Set of bandages 1/3
- Set of bandages 1/3
- Ammo voucher

Phoenix: 111/111 HP, $21
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E Desert Eagle: 6/7 (Single Fire)
- 93 Pistol Rounds
- Set of bandages 2/3
- Ammo voucher

BladedFalcon: 100/100 HP, $17
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 96 Pistol Rounds

dragonfly: 100/100 HP, $10
Kills: 0
- Weapon Voucher
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Bananomas: 100/100 HP, $0
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 13/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 101 Pistol Rounds
- Pack of bandages 3/3
- Pack of bandages 3/3
- Shurikens: 3/3 (Throw)

Ark: 92/100 HP, $11
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 14/17 Ammo (Burst)
- 100 Pistol Rounds
- Crowbar (Smash)

SIMULANTS:

Survivors:

John Kraldor
5/15 HP
E MG-42: 0/infinity (Rapid Fire)
O Martial Arts Training
Reward: $4
Found by Jack A T

John Silver
10/10 HP
E Chainsaw: 8/10 (Saw)
Reward: $3
Found by Ark

Chris Drake
5/5 HP
E Brass Knuckles
Reward: $2
Found by Denzo

Zombies:

ZombieSim 7
?/? HP
No equipment
Reward: $?

ZombieSim 8
?/? HP
No equipment
Reward: $?

ZombieSim 10
?/? HP
No equipment
Reward: $?

ZombieSim 11
?/? HP
No equipment
Reward: $?

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Nice!!!

Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9412

....Excuse me? A fucking ROCKET?!?

That's bullshit and you know it. I somehow doubt there's an option in the randomizer for a rocket to randomly hit a character.

*fires dual Glocks on burst fire mode at Zombiesim 11*

The real arena master, Rodlen, is editing this. You hit 3 times, dealing 9 damage, killing the zombiesim. You get a dollar.
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 4: Zombies! Tue May 27, 2008 7:42 pm

It was not random.

It was pre-planned.

You just happened to be the first person to investigate.

*orders John Kraldor to reload*

*shoots ZombieSim 7*

John Kraldor reloads his weapon. I shoot ZombieSim 7, and hit 1 time, dealing 10 damage, killing one zombie, gaining one dollar.
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Honorable Mention CCs #19 and #31

My avatar is from a webcomic called Chainmail Bikini, which has unfortunately died.

Please note that, if you see a quote of me in a sig, it is probably from the period of time when Magello took over my username. Crazy guy.

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Nice!!!

Last edited by Jack A T on Fri May 30, 2008 8:04 pm; edited 2 times in total

Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9412

So investigating a shadow makes a rocket come at you for no reason whatsoever.

Uh huh. Right. You've taken health points away from me permanently for trivial things, and you've had me take unreasonable amounts of damage for no apparent reason (cannons). Forgive me for thinking you have something against me in this game.
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 4: Zombies! Tue May 27, 2008 9:27 pm

Not bad Chris, go ahead and continue the ass-kicking. But remember to keep an eye out for the bastards who've been taking potshots at Maul and Brian.

*unequips remington*

*equips both HK USPs*

*asks Chris to pummel ZombieSim 8*

*fires at ZombieSim 8 with dual HK USPs*

Chris hits, and kills the zombie. You shoot a corpse.
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 4: Zombies! Tue May 27, 2008 9:31 pm

Shit! Bryan is dead! what the fuck hit him anyway? geh.. this is not good...

*shoots at zombie sim 7*

You shoot a corpse.
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 4: Zombies! Tue May 27, 2008 11:34 pm

"Dammit. There's no way to guard this area anymore.Head for the school! Check for survivors."

Turns to Drache's corpse.

"Sorry about this Drache..."

*fires a round into Drache's skull*

Done. You shoot a corpse.
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 4: Zombies! Wed May 28, 2008 1:23 am

*follows towards the school. looks back and fires a silenced round at Zombie 10*

Hit. You kill the zombie, gaining 1 dollar.
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Right, well, I guess we'd better look around.

*Searches around the school*

You find...a heap of burning corpses.
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 4: Zombies! Fri May 30, 2008 8:14 pm

ZombieSim 8 attacks John Kraldor! 3 damage!

As you head towards the school, a ShadowyAssassinSim runs out of the

shadows. You think he is the one who shot at Maulkin.

Someone says, "Idiot."

CURRENT STATUS:
Post 9
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:

TRADING POST:

PLAYERS:

Maulkin: 139/169 HP; $102
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 8/17 ammo (Burst)
E Glock 18: 8/17 ammo (Burst)
- Personal Defense Tonfa (Whap)
- 105 Pistol Rounds
- 10 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher

Jack A T: 140/140 HP; $12
Kills: 0
- Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- Sunglasses
- 97 Pistol Rounds
- 12 Shotgun Shells
E Night Vision Goggles
- Set of bandages 1/3
O Looting Training
- 8 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher
E 12 Gauge Remington 1100: 1/4 (Shot)

Zekk: 120/120 HP; $44
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- 96 Pistol Rounds
O Looting Training
- Ammo voucher
- 14 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher
- Set of Bandages 2/3
- Fragmentation Grenade (Grenade Throw)

Denzo: 160/160 HP; $70
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- LS-06 Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation: 80/100

ammo (Laser Beam)
- 132 Pistol Rounds
E Night Vision Goggles
- Sunglasses
O Martial Arts Training
E Brass Knuckles
O Looting Training
- Bandages: 1/3
- 20 energy cells
- 8 shotgun shells
- 12 Gauge Remington 1100: 2/4 ammo (Shot)

Drache: DEAD/110 HP, $14
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 14/17 ammo (Burst)
E Glock 18: 14/17 ammo (Burst)
- Wrench (Smash)
- 22 Pistol Rounds
- Set of bandages 1/3
- Set of bandages 1/3
- Ammo voucher

Phoenix: 111/111 HP, $21
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E Desert Eagle: 5/7 (Single Fire)
- 93 Pistol Rounds
- Set of bandages 2/3
- Ammo voucher

BladedFalcon: 100/100 HP, $17
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 13/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 13/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 96 Pistol Rounds

dragonfly: 100/100 HP, $10
Kills: 0
- Weapon Voucher
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Bananomas: 100/100 HP, $1
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 12/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 101 Pistol Rounds
- Pack of bandages 3/3
- Pack of bandages 3/3
- Shurikens: 3/3 (Throw)

Ark: 92/100 HP, $11
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 14/17 Ammo (Burst)
- 100 Pistol Rounds
- Crowbar (Smash)

SIMULANTS:

Survivors:

John Kraldor
2/15 HP
E MG-42: (Rapid Fire)
O Martial Arts Training
Reward: $4
Found by Jack A T

John Silver
10/10 HP
E Chainsaw: 8/10 (Saw)
Reward: $3
Found by Ark

Chris Drake
5/5 HP
E Brass Knuckles
Reward: $3
Found by Denzo

Zombies:

ZombieSim 8
?/? HP
No equipment
Reward: $?

Other:

ShadowyAssassinSim 1
?/? HP
E M72 LAW: 0/1 Ammo (Rocket Launch)
Reward: $?

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Spoiler:

Honorable Mention CCs #19 and #31

My avatar is from a webcomic called Chainmail Bikini, which has unfortunately died.

Please note that, if you see a quote of me in a sig, it is probably from the period of time when Magello took over my username. Crazy guy.

Spoiler:

Nice!!!

Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9412

*shoots dual Glocks on Burst Fire Mode at Dragonfly*

...An ASSASSIN SIM?!? There's a bloody zombie infection going on, why the hell would there be an assassin?!? All he'd have to do is wait, and, odds are, they'd do the job for him!

1 hit, 3 damage.
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