LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics

Subject: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:06 pm

Everyone is warped into the newest arena. The sun shines brightly overhead in what is essentially a wide open field filled with tall brownish-green grass. A slight incline leads up towards the right, and a long dirt road and a parallel set of train tracks lead straight through the vast battlefield.

Welcome to Round 2, combatants. This battlefield has been specifically designed to simulate the ongoing struggle between the Morden Rebel Army and the Regular Army's Peregrine Falcon Squad and allied S.P.A.R.R.O.W.S. Special Forces...an enduring conflict whose scale escalates to the stars. Simulants here will display more intelligent behavior than those you battled before, and will act independently according to faction lines. Special awards await those who achieve glory in this round. Good luck, and happy hunting!

- A special 10$ reward is available for the first Combatant to discover the specific title in the series this round is based on that the title of the round links to!

((The round is based on a series of something. The title is a direct reference to something in one of the titles in that series. Name the title and what the link is, and you get ten bucks. Guesses must be made during your combat post, and you only get one guess per post.))

Suddenly, four figures in green fatigues and helmets come up over the hill to the east, spying the combatants. One of them quickly motions to the others and raises his rifle. "Intruders! Open fire...for General Morden!"

- 4x RebelSims have appeared!

CURRENT STATUS:

ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:

TRADING POST:

PLAYERS:

Chris: 110/110 HP; $71
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- XM-29 OICW: 30/30 6/6 ammo (Dual Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- Glock 18c: 31/31 ammo (Single Fire)
E Riot Shield
- OICW Redemption Ticket
- 122 Pistol Rounds
- 30 Rifle Rounds

Denzo: 110/110 HP; $56
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife
- 132 Pistol Rounds

Dork: 100/100 HP; $10
Kills: 0
- Weapon Voucher (exchange for HK USP or Glock 18 )
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Drops: 110/110 HP; $10
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
Visor: Targeting Visor (Increase Accuracy of all attacks by 5% and ignore Cloaked status)
Eyes: Sunglasses
- 127 Pistol Rounds

Faolan: 120/120 HP; $15
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- Ruger GP-100: 6/6 ammo (Single Fire)
- Ruger GP-100: 6/6 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
Eyes: Night Vision Goggles
- 63 Pistol Rounds
- 20 Magnum Rounds

Frigs: 100/100 HP; $10
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Galoot: 110/110 HP; $22
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Microuzi: 20/20 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- Microuzi: 20/20 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- Ruger GP-100: 6/6 ammo (Single Fire)
E S&W 500: 5/5 ammo (Single Fire)
Eyes: Night Vision Goggles
Accessory: Prototype Cloaking Device (2/2)
- 94 Pistol Rounds
- 32 Magnum Rounds
- 24 Submachinegun Rounds

Gilgamesh: 110/110 HP; $30
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 140 Pistol Rounds

Halpo: 110/110 HP; $20
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 140 Pistol Rounds

James: 130/130 HP; $12.5
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
- 110 Pistol Rounds

JavaJesus: 110/110 HP; $23
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E MG-42: 73 ammo (Rapid Fire) (Overheat level: 0)
Eyes: Night Vision Goggles
- 93 Pistol Rounds
- 93 MG Rounds

Jotiant: 100/100 HP; $10
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Mac: 120/120 HP; $10
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
Eyes: Sunglasses
Head: Helmet (Ignore one critical hit)
- 140 Pistol Rounds

Maul: 120/120 HP; $10
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- 138 Pistol Rounds
- Combat Knife

PinkSpider: 100/100 HP; $10
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Razor: 130/130 HP; $10
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E Calico SMG: 100/100 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- HK CAWS: 10/10 ammo (Burst Fire)
Hands: Brass Knuckles (Fisticuffs)
Eyes: Thermal Imaging Goggles
Face: Air Purifying Respirator
- 90 Pistol Rounds
- 24 Shotgun Shells
- 50 Submachinegun Rounds

Rinn: 100/100 HP; $10
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

SIMULANTS:

Faction: Morden Rebel Army
Status with Combatants: HOSTILE

RebelSim 1: 15/15 HP
E M1 Garand: 8/8 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: $3

RebelSim 2: 15/15 HP
E M1 Garand: 8/8 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: $3

RebelSim 3: 15/15 HP
E M1 Garand: 8/8 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: $3

RebelSim 4: 15/15 HP
E Light Fragmentation Grenade (Throw (15 damage, 90% accuracy))
Reward: $3

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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:12 pm

"Open fire? Ok."

Humming, Halpo switches his Glock to burst mode
Halpo changes his Glock 18's firing mode to burst

Taking aim at Chris, he pulls the trigger.
"YARR!"
Halpo shoots at Chris

Halpo fires at Chris with Glock 18 Burst Fire!
Halpo hits 1 time!
Chris takes 3 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:21 pm

oh, my first post on the battlefield, what to do?

*buys a second HK USB for $10*

*Equips the one he just bought for dual wielding power.*

that should help a little. Now what?

*eyes Maulkin*

You knew it was coming

*shoots Maulking with both of his USBs*

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PinkSpider fires at Maul with twin HK USP!
PinkSpider hits 2 times!
Maul takes 8 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:26 pm

*Says a little prayer then fires at Razor*

Gilgamesh fires at Razor with Glock 18!
Gilgamesh hits 1 time!
Razor takes 3 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:52 pm

Rinn appeared in the battlefield after the others, clumsily grabbing her HK USB on one hand and her ten dollars in the other. She made her way towards the store to buy a second HK USB, and then equipped both USBs for battle.

"Well, crap. Why'd this battle have to start on a bad time...? Ah well, at least I'm allied with some people..." Mumbling to herself these things, she went along with her ally and decided to shoot at Maulkin with both USBs. "Sorry Maul, no hard feelings, right?" Forcing a smile, she pulled the triggers and hoped to God that they made their way to him. She was pretty bad at aiming. Then she went ahead and went undercover, hoping the army wouldn't spot her and her allies.

*Rinn buys one HK USB for $10.*

*Rinn equips both HK USBs for dual wielding power.*

*Rinn shoots Maulkin with both of her HK USBs.*

Rinn fires at Maul with twin HK USP!
Rinn hits 2 times!
Maul takes 8 damage!
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"Oh don't even start, Pink!- What the?!? Rinn!?! Not nice! I'll forgive that, but stop shooting me!" I but a 2 sets of bandages, then fire both my HK's at Pink.

Action summary:
-Buys 2 sets of bandages (2 sets X $5 = $10 )
-Shoots two HK rounds (unsilenced) at Pink.

Maul fires at Pink with twin HK USP!
Maul hits 1 time! HK USP is Jammed!
Pink takes 4 damage!

(Regarding the bandages, Razor: do I have to use up all three at once, or can I just use one at a time? )

((Judge Edit: You can ONLY use one charge from each healing item at once. This is a new rule implemented this round to keep people from just buying healing items and lopping on an extra 30 HP in one go.))
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:13 pm

Nya! Bullets are flying already? Cripes. Well, better get on my game.

*Buys a first aid kit, then equipts his twin Ruger GP-100s and fires on RebelSim 4*

Faolan fires at RebelSim 4 with twin Ruger GP-100!
Faolan hits 2 times!
RebelSim 4 takes 16 damage!

RebelSim 4 is defeated! Faolan receives $3!
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Jotiant silences his usp before fireing at the rebels

*fires HK USP(silenced) at RevelSim 1*

Jotiant fires at RebelSim 1 with HK USP Silenced Round!
Jotiant misses!

Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:28 am

Chris queued up her HUD, buying a First Aid Kit before noting the rounds already spiraling in her direction. A lopsided grin crossed her face.

"Getting to it already, are we? I guess this was unavoidable with this bullet-happy lot..."

Chris held her ground behind her shield, squeezing a round for RebelSim1.

Chris fires at RebelSim 1 with HK USP Silenced Round!
Chris hits 1 time!
RebelSim 1 takes 4 damage!

RebelSim 1 is confused! RebelSim 1 counters against Faolan! Faolan takes 10 damage!
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OK, better get some kills in this time...

*Holds his two burst-moded guns at RebelSim4 and pumps all the lead they give in his direction*

Drops fires at a corpse!
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"I'm Darth Vader!" Mac yelled, placing the combat helmet on her head. "Now, what to do, what to do."

*Mac fires twin HK USP at RebelSim1*

Mac fires at RebelSim 1 with twin HK USP!
Mac hits 2 times!
RebelSim 1 takes 8 damage!

RebelSim 1 counters against Mac! Mac takes 10 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:30 am

*Dork appears on the battlefield in a puff of teal smoke, apparently confused*

Oh crap people! METEOR SHOWER!

*Dork waves her arms goofily to accumulate the cosmic powers of the universe to mess up another solar system in the name of magic... nothing happens*

...this isn't Guild Wars eh?... Gawd I'm screwed.

*suddenly a gun poofles in her hand*

What the? Is that some metal wand? Uh oh.

*Dork ducks in the grass as heavily armored players run by several feet ahead*

I'm so dead... no shrines around? Crap crap crap...

Action Summary:
- Dork exchanges Weapon Voucher for Glock 18
- Dork remains idle for this turn

Dork passes!

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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:34 am

The sight of the Morden's troops gives Denzo a sudden flashback to his hours of playing Metal Slug. His smile and eyes widen as he gets over his hangover quicker than usual.

"Heh, mowing down these guys never gets old..."

Denzo ducks down in the long grass and crawls silently towards the rebels. He attaches the silencers to both of his HK USPs and waits for an opening before firing at RebelSim2.

*Denzo switches both HK USPs to silenced fire*
*Denzo fires at RebelSim2 with dual silenced HK USPs*

Guess for the title theme: Bioinformatics is one of the better songs on the soundtrack for Metal Slug 3.

Denzo is correct! Denzo receives 10$!

Denzo fires at RebelSim 2 with twin HK USP Silenced Round!
Denzo hits 2 times!
RebelSim 2 takes 8 damage!

RebelSim 2 is confused! RebelSim 2 counters against Frigs! Frigs takes 10 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:21 pm

Razor smirks as the bullets start to fly, whipping out his silenced HK USPs to quickly dispatch of RebelSim 1.

Razor fires at RebelSim 1 with twin HK USP Silenced Round!
Razor hits 2 times!
RebelSim 1 takes 8 damage!

RebelSim 1 is defeated! Razor receives $3!

RebelSim 2 fires at Dork! Dork takes 10 damage!
RebelSim 3 fires at Mac! RebelSim 3 misses!

More Rebels quickly storm from the east, filling out the ranks and then some.

- 6 RebelSims have appeared!

- 2 new Rare Weapons have been added to the Training Post!

- 3 new Rare Weapons have been added to the Armory!

CURRENT STATUS:
Post 2

ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:

TRADING POST:
Stone - $5 (x1)
Murder Model-1915 .38 Mk.1Am - $30 (x1)

PLAYERS:

Chris: 107/110 HP; $56 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- XM-29 OICW: 30/30 6/6 ammo (Dual Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- Glock 18c: 31/31 ammo (Single Fire)
E Riot Shield
- 122 Pistol Rounds
- 30 Rifle Rounds
- First Aid Kit (3/3)

Denzo: 110/110 HP; $66 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- Combat Knife
- 132 Pistol Rounds

Dork: 90/100 HP; $10 (0)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Drops: 110/110 HP; $10 (0)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 14/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Glock 18: 14/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
Visor: Targeting Visor (Increase Accuracy of all attacks by 5% and ignore Cloaked status)
Eyes: Sunglasses
- 127 Pistol Rounds

Faolan: 110/120 HP; $3 (0)
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E Ruger GP-100: 5/6 ammo (Single Fire)
E Ruger GP-100: 5/6 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
Eyes: Night Vision Goggles
- 63 Pistol Rounds
- 20 Magnum Rounds
- First Aid Kit (3/3)

Frigs: 90/100 HP; $10 (1)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Galoot: 110/110 HP; $22 (1)
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Microuzi: 20/20 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- Microuzi: 20/20 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- Ruger GP-100: 6/6 ammo (Single Fire)
E S&W 500: 5/5 ammo (Single Fire)
Eyes: Night Vision Goggles
Accessory: Prototype Cloaking Device (2/2)
- 94 Pistol Rounds
- 32 Magnum Rounds
- 24 Submachinegun Rounds

Gilgamesh: 110/110 HP; $30 (0)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 16/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 140 Pistol Rounds

Halpo: 110/110 HP; $20 (0)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 14/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 140 Pistol Rounds

James: 130/130 HP; $12.5 (1)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
- 110 Pistol Rounds

JavaJesus: 110/110 HP; $23 (1)
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E MG-42: 73 ammo (Rapid Fire) (Overheat level: 0)
Eyes: Night Vision Goggles
- 93 Pistol Rounds
- 93 MG Rounds

Jotiant: 100/100 HP; $10 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Mac: 110/120 HP; $10 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
Eyes: Sunglasses
Head: Helmet (Ignore one critical hit)
- 140 Pistol Rounds

Maul: 104/120 HP; $0 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire, JAMMED!)
- 138 Pistol Rounds
- Combat Knife
- Bandages (3/3)
- Bandages (3/3)

PinkSpider: 96/100 HP; $0 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Razor: 127/130 HP; $13 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- Calico SMG: 100/100 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- HK CAWS: 10/10 ammo (Burst Fire)
Hands: Brass Knuckles (Fisticuffs)
Eyes: Thermal Imaging Goggles
Face: Air Purifying Respirator
- 90 Pistol Rounds
- 24 Shotgun Shells
- 50 Submachinegun Rounds

Rinn: 100/100 HP; $0 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

SIMULANTS:

Faction: Morden Rebel Army
Status with Combatants: HOSTILE

RebelSim 1: 15/15 HP
E M1 Garand: 8/8 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: $3

RebelSim 2: 7/15 HP
E M1 Garand: 8/8 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: $3

RebelSim 3: 15/15 HP
E M1 Garand: 8/8 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: $3

RebelSim 4: 15/15 HP
E Light Fragmentation Grenade (Throw (15, 90%))
Reward: $3

RebelSim 5: 15/15 HP
E Rocket on a Stick (Throw (20, 75%))
Reward: $3

RebelSim 6: 15/15 HP
E Rocket on a Stick (Throw (20, 75%))
Reward: $3

RebelSim 7: 15/15 HP
E Rocket on a Stick (Throw (20, 75%))
Reward: $3

RebelSim 8: 15/15 HP
E Personal Defense Knife (Stab)
Reward: $3

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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:26 pm

*Denzo removes the silencers from both HK USP's*
*Denzo fires at RebelSim2 with dual single-fire HK USPs*

Denzo fires at RebelSim 2 with twin HK USP!
Denzo hits 2 times!
RebelSim 2 takes 8 damage!

RebelSim 2 is defeated! Denzo receives $3!
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