LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics

Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:57 pm

*Java equips his MG-42 and attacks Frigs*

Java blows the bajeezus out of Frigs' dead deceased corpse!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:06 pm

"Shoot'n my guns, shoot'n my guns."

Buys a medkit
Fires at Chris with dual Glock 18s

Halpo cannot afford a Medkit!

Halpo fires at Chris with twin Glock 18 Burst Fire!
Halpo hits 4 times!
Chris takes 12 damage!

O'neillSim fires at EriSim! EriSim takes 24 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:07 pm

*Faolan purchases and uses a medkit, then proceeds to fire his twin Ruger GP-100s at White MarsSim*

Faolan heals 10 HP!

Faolan fires at White MarsSim with twin Ruger GP-100!
Faolan hits 2 times!
White MarsSim takes 16 damage!

White MarsSim counters! Faolan takes 14 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:32 pm

*Dork finally wakes up and stands in the grass*

Aw crap, more people? Oh cool I don't have a new hole yet!

Anyway, time to BLAST!

*Dork shoots Rebelsim 1 with her Glock 18 on Burst Mode*

Dork fires at RebelSim 1 with Glock 18 Burst Fire!
Dork hits 3 times!
RebelSim 1 takes 9 damage!

RebelSim 1 counters! Dork takes 20 damage!
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James Attack White Mars Sim with his Glocks on Burst mode

(Do i have to mention burst if i used it last time i attacked??)

James fires at White MarsSim with twin Glock 18 Burst Fire!
James hits 3 times!
White MarsSim takes 9 damage!

White MarsSim is defeated! James receives $7!

Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:40 am

((No, you don't, but it's always nice to be safe.))
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:48 am

*Spider Chuckles* "Time to make things a little bit more interesting"

*Sets USPS to silent mode.

"I wonder what happens if I....?"

*Silence shoots both USPs at MarcoSim*

Spider fires at MarcoSim with twin HK USP Silenced Round!
Spider hits 2 times!
MarcoSim takes 8 damage!

MarcoSim is confused! MarcoSim counters against MarsSim 2! MarsSim 2 takes 12 damage!

MarsSim 2 is defeated! Mac receives $4!

Spider is now HOSTILE with the PF Squad!

O'neillSim attacks MarcoSim! MarcoSim takes 24 damage!

O'neillSim equips Stielhandgranate!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:55 am

"...Well, crap..." Rinn stared blankly as the bullet fired over to MarcoSim; then, after a brief moment, aimed both her HK USPs at the WhiteMarsSim and fired.

*Rinn fires both her HKUSPs at WhiteMarsSim (silenced).*

Rinn shoots a corpse!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:03 am

"IMMA BUYIN MAH LAZER!"

*Denzo buys and equips the LS-06 LAZER*

"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!"
(and yes, I promise never to say that again >.>)

*Denzo fires at MarsSim 2 with LS-06*

Denzo LAZERS a corpse!
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(I don’t know if you can talk to Simulants, or if they understand basic logic, but here goes…)
"Hey, I don't wanna fight you, MarcoSim! I'm all for you and your comrades shooting up the hostile simulants. If you wanna get back at the one who shot you, look for someone with a silenced weapon!”

*fires his Glocks at the White Mars SimSim*

"See? Common enemy. The loot you guys carry ain't worth your team going apeshit on me!"

Maul blasts a corpse too!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:16 am

Fires at Maulkin.

Gil fires at Maul with Glock 18!
Gil hits 1 time!
Maul takes 3 damage!

O'neillSim attacks Gil! Gil takes 25 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:24 am

Chris growled, wrapping another bandage around her arm as she glared at Halpo, queuing her OICW into her hands as she approached him, shoving the barrel the monster right in his face.

"Is this what your scared of? Huh? This thing is so damn frightening that you're ignoring what's actually trying to kill you to shoot me? If you want a fight, wait your goddamn turn; I have enough scores to settle without worrying for you, and I'm not stupid enough to pick a fight while under enemy fire.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to focus on the actual threat ahead of us. If you value that pretty little head of yours, you'd do the same."

Accessing her HUD, a Kevlar Vest wrapped around her body as she turned on Melty Honey, lobbing a grenade with wink.

*uses First Aid Kit*
*buys Kevlar Vest*
*fires on Melty Honey with OICW (grenade launcher)*

Chris heals 10 HP!

Chris fires at Melty Honey with XM-29 OICW HE Round!
Chris hits 1 time!
Melty Honey takes 19 damage!

Melty Honey counters! Chris takes 15 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:38 pm

Razor lifted his pistols, simply and efficiently delivering a pair of rounds into RebelSim 1.

Razor fires at RebelSim 1 with twin HK USP Silenced Round!
Razor hits 2 times!
RebelSim 1 takes 8 damage!

RebelSim 1 is defeated! Razor receives $3!

- Two RebelSims, 1 Elite RebelSim, 3 MarsSims, 1 White MarsSim, and ClarkSim enter the Arena!

- A new Rare Weapon has been added to the Armory!

MarcoSim attacks MarsSim 3! MarsSim 3 takes 12 damage!
FioSim attacks Spider! Spider takes 24 damage!
EriSim attacks T-2B Melty Honey! T-2B Melty Honey takes 24 damage!
TarmaSim attacks T-2B Melty Honey! T-2B Melty Honey takes 22 damage!
RalfSim attacks RebelSim 1! RebelSim 1 takes 12 damage!
ClarkSim attacks T-2B Melty Honey! T-2B Melty Honey takes 17 damage! T-2B Melty Honey is defeated! Chris receives $20!

RebelSim 1 attacks Jotiant! CRITICAL HIT! Jotiant takes 10 damage!
RebelSim 2 attacks RalfSim! RalfSim takes 14 damage!
Elite RebelSim attacks Spider! Elite RebelSim misses!

MarsSim 1 attacks Jotiant! CRITICAL HIT! Jotiant takes 20 damage!
MarsSim 2 attacks TarmaSim! TarmaSim takes 15 damage!
MarsSim 3 attacks Dork! Dork takes 15 damage!
White MarsSim attacks Razor! Razor takes 21 damage!

CURRENT STATUS:
Post 7

ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:

TRADING POST:
Stone - $5 (x1)
Murder Model-1915 .38 Mk.1Am - $30 (x2)
EC-08 Enemy Chaser - $100 (x1)

PLAYERS:

Chris: 66/110 HP; $57 (0)
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 13/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E XM-29 OICW: 20/30 5/6 ammo (HE Round)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- Glock 18c: 31/31 ammo (Single Fire)
- Riot Shield
Body: Kevlar Vest (5/20)
- 122 Pistol Rounds
- 30 Rifle Rounds
- First Aid Kit (3/3)

Denzo: 79/110 HP; $45 (0)
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 11/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- HK USP: 11/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E LS-06 Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation: 90/100 ammo (Laser Beam)
- Personal Defense Tonfa (Whap)
- 132 Pistol Rounds

Dork: 50/100 HP; $15 (0)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 8/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Drops: 69/110 HP; $15 (1)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
Visor: Targeting Visor (Increase Accuracy of all attacks by 5% and ignore Cloaked status)
Eyes: Sunglasses
- 109 Pistol Rounds

Faolan: 65/120 HP; $9 (0)
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E Ruger GP-100: 0/6 ammo (Single Fire)
E Ruger GP-100: 0/6 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
Eyes: Night Vision Goggles
- 63 Pistol Rounds
- 20 Magnum Rounds
- First Aid Kit (2/3)

Frigs: 0/100 HP; $20 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 94 Pistol Rounds
- First Aid Kit (2/3)

Galoot: 90/110 HP; $25 (1)
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Microuzi: 20/20 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- Microuzi: 20/20 ammo (Rapid Fire)
E Ruger GP-100: 0/6 ammo (Single Fire)
- S&W 500: 5/5 ammo (Single Fire)
Eyes: Night Vision Goggles
Accessory: Prototype Cloaking Device (2/2)
- 94 Pistol Rounds
- 38 Magnum Rounds
- 24 Submachinegun Rounds

Gilgamesh: 70/110 HP; $30 (0)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 13/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 140 Pistol Rounds

Halpo: 95/110 HP; $10 (0)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 0/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Glock 18: 2/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
- 140 Pistol Rounds

James: 105/130 HP; $19.5 (0)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 14/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Glock 18: 14/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
- 98 Pistol Rounds

JavaJesus: 65/110 HP; $13 (0)
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E MG-42: 61 ammo (Rapid Fire) (Overheat level: 12)
Eyes: Night Vision Goggles
- 93 Pistol Rounds
- 93 MG Rounds
- First Aid Kit (3/3)

Jotiant: 55/100 HP; $20 (0)
Kills: 1
- HK USP: 12/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E SPG-07 Super Grenade: 2/3 ammo (Grenade Launch)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Mac: 66/120 HP; $23 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 9/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E HK USP: 9/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
Eyes: Sunglasses
Head: Helmet (Ignore one critical hit)
- 140 Pistol Rounds

Maul: 80/130 HP; $10 (0)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 16/17 ammo (Single Fire)
E Glock 18: 16/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- Personal Defense Tonfa (Whap)
- 167 Pistol Rounds

PinkSpider: 56/100 HP; $3 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 9/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E HK USP: 9/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Razor: 88/130 HP; $30 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 11/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E HK USP: 11/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- Calico SMG: 100/100 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- HK CAWS: 8/10 ammo (Single Fire)
- RK-02x Light Anti-Armor Rocket Launcher "Nuke'em": 5/5 ammo (Rocket Launch)
Hands: Brass Knuckles (Fisticuffs)
Eyes: Thermal Imaging Goggles
Face: Air Purifying Respirator
- 90 Pistol Rounds
- 24 Shotgun Shells
- 50 Submachinegun Rounds

Rinn: 100/100 HP; $0 (0)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 11/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E HK USP: 11/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- Stone x1 (Chuck)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

SIMULANTS:

Faction: Morden Rebel Army
Status with Combatants: HOSTILE
Status with PF Squad: HOSTILE
Status with Mars Invasion Force: FRIENDLY

RebelSim 1: 3/15 HP
E Personal Defense Knife (Stab)
Reward: $3

RebelSim 2: 15/15 HP
E Light Fragmentation Grenade (Throw (15, 90%))
Reward: $3

Elite RebelSim: 25/25 HP
E Heavy Machine Gun: 57/60 ammo (Rapid Fire)
Reward: $5

O'neillSim: ???/??? HP
- HV-01x Heavy Machine Gun "Delux": 48/60 Rounds (Rapid Fire)
E Stielhandgranate (Grenade Throw)
- O'neill's Knife (Slash (Melee, 15 damage))
Ability: Toughness 2
Reward: ???

Faction: Mars Invasion Force
Status with Combatants: HOSTILE
Status with PF Squad: HOSTILE
Status with Morden Rebel Army: FRIENDLY

MarsSim 1: 20/20 HP
E Mars Blaster: 27/30 Rounds (Homing Fire (5 damage, 3 shots, 100% accuracy, Homing)
Reward: $4

MarsSim 2: 20/20 HP
E Mars Blaster: 27/30 Rounds (Homing Fire (5 damage, 3 shots, 100% accuracy, Homing)
Reward: $4

MarsSim 3: 8/20 HP
E Mars Blaster: 27/30 Rounds (Homing Fire (5 damage, 3 shots, 100% accuracy, Homing)
Reward: $4

White MarsSim: 35/35 HP
E Advanced Mars Blaster: 27/30 Rounds (Quick Fire (7 damage, 3 shots, 100% accuracy, Homing)
Reward: $7

Faction: Peregrine Falcon Squad and S.P.A.R.R.O.W.S.
Status with Combatants: NEUTRAL
Status with Morden Rebel Army: HOSTILE
Status with Mars Invasion Force: HOSTILE
Status with PinkSpider: HOSTILE

MarcoSim: ???/??? HP
E Murder .50 AE: 2/8 Rounds (Single Fire)
- Personal Defense Knife (Stab)
Ability: Pistol Mastery (Pistol Damage +50%)
Reward: ???

FioSim: ???/??? HP
E HV-01x Heavy Machine Gun "Delux": 75/90 Rounds (Rapid Fire)
- Personal Defense Tonfa (Whap)
Ability: Gun Bunny (Non-Pistol/Magnum Clip Size +50%)
Reward: ???

EriSim: ???/??? HP
E Stielhandgranate (Grenade Throw)
- Fire Bomb (Grenade Throw)
- Personal Defense Hatchet (Slash)
Ability: Demolitions Expert (Explosive weapon Accuracy +10%, all Splash damage reduced by 50%)
Reward: ???

TarmaSim: ???/??? HP
E SG-04x "Nightmare" Shotgun: 7/10 ammo (Single Blast)
- Personal Defense Knife (Stab)
Ability: Mechanical Expert (Ignore Toughness and Immunities of Mechanical enemies, increase Toughness of piloted Mechanical

unit by 1)
Reward: ???

RalfSim: ???/??? HP
E ZS-11 Zangetsu Sword: 4/5 ammo (Blade Wave)
Ability: Toughness 1
Special Attack: Vulcan Punch (Melee, 2d20 damage, damages Mechanical units, ignores Toughness, cannot use next turn)
Reward: ???

ClarkSim: ???/??? HP
E FS-03x "Hellish" Flame Shot: 9/10 ammo (Flame Burst)
Special Attack: Super Argentine Backbreaker (Melee, 35 damage, ignores Toughness, cannot use next turn, no counterattack, Immobile)
Reward: ???

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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:50 pm

Ooorgh, not feeling good. Can't stop though...

Nearly dead target... I might as well save up ammo... I'll switch off that burst thing..

*Dork fires at RebelSim 1 with Glock 18 on normal mode*

Dork fires at RebelSim 1 with Glock 18!
Dork hits 1 time!
RebelSim 1 takes 3 damage!

RebelSim 1 is defeated! Dork receives $3!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 2 - Bioinformatics Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:53 pm

*Denzo buys 1 set of bandages*
*Denzo uses a bandage*

*Denzo equips both HK USPs*
*Denzo fires at marssim3 with dual silenced HK USPs*

Denzo heals 5 HP!

Denzo fires at MarsSim 3 with twin HK USP Silenced Round!
Denzo hits 2 times!
MarsSim 3 takes 8 damage!

MarsSim 3 is defeated! Denzo receives $4!

O'neillSim attacks Drops! Drops takes 25 damage!
O'neillSim equips O'neill's Knife!
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