LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms

Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:13 pm

Faolan fires at the NormalSim with twin USPs, (silenced)

Faolan fires at NormalSim with HK USP Silenced Round!
Faolan hits 2 times!
NormalSim takes 8 damage!

NormalSim is confused! NormalSim counters against Chris! Chris takes 30 damage!
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Mac fires once at the NormalSim with her HK USP.

Mac fires at NormalSim with HK USP!
Mac hits 1 time!
NormalSim takes 4 damage!

NormalSim counters against Mac! Mac takes 30 damage!

Mac is defeated! Denzo receives 11$!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:58 pm

Chris leveled her USPs at the NormalSim again, squeezing off two shots.

Chris fires at NormalSim with twin HK USP Silenced Round!
Chris hits 2 times! Critical hit!
NormalSim takes 12 damage!

NormalSim is defeated! Chris receives a Panzerfaust!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:08 pm

*Galoot unequips 2 microuzi*
*Galoot attacks James unarmed 1 time*

Galoot attacks James unarmed!
Galoot hits 1 time!
James takes 1 damage!

Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:30 pm

Razor continues his desperate assault on Java, knowing he'll be down soon enough

Razor fires at Java with Calico SMG Rapid Fire!
Razor hits 5 times!
Java takes 15 damage!

The Judge's voice booms out.

James! You have been inactive for a period of 7 days, and will be terminated. Your kill will be awarded to Galoot. Have a nice day.

The floor underneath James suddenly shoots upwards...and now there's a new pillar stretching up to the ceiling from where he was standing...

James is defeated! Galoot receives 12$!

-The Blind status has worn off!

-Two MeatSims enter the Arena!

-A New Rare Weapon is available at the Trading Post!

-A New Rare Weapon has been added to the Armory!

CURRENT STATUS:

ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:

TRADING POST:
Browning M2 HB 50 Cal (x2): 200$
M72 LAW (x4): 100$
Kriss Super V (x2): 125$
HK G36 (x1): 90$
Barret M82 (x2): 180$
Glock 18c (x1): 60$
Chainsaw (x1): 120$

PLAYERS:

Chris: 41/100 HP; $5
Kills: 1
E HK USP: 11/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E HK USP: 11/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- Panzerfaust x1 (Rocket Launch)
E Night Vision Goggles
- 82 Pistol Rounds
- First Aid Kit (6/6)
- First Aid Kit (6/6)
- First Aid Kit (6/6)

Denzo: 0/100 HP; $46 (Dead)
Kills: 1
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife
- 92 Pistol Rounds

Drops: 0/100 HP; $10 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 11/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Targeting Visor (Increase Accuracy of all attacks by 5% and ignore Cloaked status)
E Sunglasses
- 87 Pistol Rounds

Faolan: 17/110 HP; $5
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 9/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 9/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Ruger GP-100: 6/6 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
E Night Vision Goggles
- 77 Pistol Rounds

Galoot: 42/100 HP; $27
Kills: 1
E Unarmed
- HK USP: 12/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Microuzi: 10/20 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- Microuzi: 14/20 ammo (Rapid Fire)
E Night Vision Goggles
- 97 Pistol Rounds
- 12 Magnum Rounds
- 10 Submachinegun Rounds
- Prototype Cloaking Device (2/2)

Gilgamesh: 0/100 HP; $20 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 8/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Halpo: 0/100 HP; $10 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

James: 0/120 HP; $2.5
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 11/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Glock 18: 11/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
- 70 Pistol Rounds

JavaJesus: 65/100 HP; $1
Kills: 1
- HK USP: 10/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- HK USP: 10/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E MG-42: 75 ammo (Rapid Fire) (Overheat level: 0)
E Night Vision Goggles
- 93 Pistol Rounds
- 78 MG Rounds

Mac: 0/110 HP; $0 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 0/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 4/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
E Sunglasses
- Helmet (Ignore one critical hit)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Maul: 0/110 HP; $0 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 12/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E HK USP: 12/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- 98 Pistol Rounds
- Combat Knife

Razor: 16/120 HP; $0
Kills: 2
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E Calico SMG: 28/100 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- HK CAWS: 0/10 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Brass Knuckles (Fisticuffs)
E Thermal Imaging Goggles
E Air Purifying Respirator
- 90 Pistol Rounds
- 12 Shotgun Shells
- 50 Submachinegun Rounds

Rhea: 0/100 HP; $10 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 16/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Swifto: 0/100 HP; $10 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

SIMULANTS:

MeatSim 1: 10/10 HP
E HK MP5 Navy: 30/30 Rounds (Rapid Fire)
Reward: HK MP5 Navy

MeatSim 2: 10/10 HP
E Glock 18: 17/17 Rounds (Burst Fire)
Reward: Glock 18

EasySim 1: 15/15 HP
E Ruger GP-100: 6/6 Rounds (Single Fire)
E Ruger GP-100: 6/6 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: Ruger GP-100

EasySim 2: 15/15 HP
E Walther PPK: 7/7 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: Walther PPK

HardSim: 40/40 HP
E S&W 500: 5/5 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: S&W 500

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Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:33 pm

Chris slid back from the blast, breathing heavily as she went to bandage up her wounds. Spotting the MeatSim, she turns her newfound weapon on him.

*uses First Aid Kit*
*attacks MeatSim1 with PanzerFaust*

Chris heals 30 HP!

Chris fires at MeatSim with Panzerfaust!
Chris hits 1 time!
MeatSim takes 30 damage!

MeatSim is defeated! Chris receives HK MP5 Navy!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:34 pm

*Java fires what are hopefully his last shots at Razor with his MG-42*

Java fires at Razor with MG-42!
Java hits 1 time! Java's MG-42 overheats and jams!
Razor takes 8 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:35 pm

*Galoot equips 2 microuzi*
*Galoot attacks Easysim (with GP-100s) with 2 microuzi 20 times*

Galoot fires at EasySim 1 with twin Microuzi!
Galoot hits 10 times! CRITICAL HIT!
EasySim 1 takes 22 damage!

EasySim 1 is defeated! Galoot receives Ruger GP-100!

Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:21 pm

Faolan fires on Chris with twin HK USPs.

Faolan fires at Chris with twin HK USP!
Faolan hits 2 times!
Chris takes 8 damage!

Chris counters! Faolan takes 1 damage!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:17 pm

Razor grimaces, closing his eyes as he prepares for the killing shot...which never comes. He slowly opened one eye, looking towards Java. "...my luck or your luck?" He opened fire once more, thanking whoever was watching over him for giving him the chance to do a little more damage.

Razor fires at Java with Calico SMG Rapid Fire!
Razor hits 6 times!
Java takes 18 damage!

-A familiar beeping sound resounds in the arena as the Minefield reactivates.

-Crates marked with a green $ fall into the arena!

CURRENT STATUS:

ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:
Minefield (25% chance to trigger a mine upon any post-ending action other than reloading or unjamming, dealing 20 damage (includes splash damage for melee))

Cashmoney Crates!!

TRADING POST:
Browning M2 HB 50 Cal (x2): 200$
M72 LAW (x4): 100$
Kriss Super V (x2): 125$
HK G36 (x1): 90$
Barret M82 (x2): 180$
Glock 18c (x1): 60$
Chainsaw (x1): 120$

PLAYERS:

Chris: 63/100 HP; $5
Kills: 1
E Unarmed
- HK USP: 11/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- HK USP: 11/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- HK MP5 Navy: 30/30 ammo (Rapid Fire)
E Night Vision Goggles
- 82 Pistol Rounds
- First Aid Kit (6/6)
- First Aid Kit (6/6)

Denzo: 0/100 HP; $46 (Dead)
Kills: 1
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife
- 92 Pistol Rounds

Drops: 0/100 HP; $10 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 11/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Targeting Visor (Increase Accuracy of all attacks by 5% and ignore Cloaked status)
E Sunglasses
- 87 Pistol Rounds

Faolan: 16/110 HP; $5
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 8/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 8/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Ruger GP-100: 6/6 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
E Night Vision Goggles
- 77 Pistol Rounds

Galoot: 42/100 HP; $27
Kills: 1
E Unarmed
- HK USP: 12/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Microuzi: 0/20 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- Microuzi: 4/20 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- Ruger GP-100: 6/6 ammo (Single Fire)
E Night Vision Goggles
- 97 Pistol Rounds
- 12 Magnum Rounds
- 10 Submachinegun Rounds
- Prototype Cloaking Device (2/2)

Gilgamesh: 0/100 HP; $20 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 8/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Halpo: 0/100 HP; $10 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

James: 0/120 HP; $2.5
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 11/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Glock 18: 11/17 ammo (Burst Fire)
- 70 Pistol Rounds

JavaJesus: 47/100 HP; $1
Kills: 1
- HK USP: 10/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- HK USP: 10/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E MG-42: 73 ammo (Rapid Fire) (Overheat level: JAMMED!)
E Night Vision Goggles
- 93 Pistol Rounds
- 73 MG Rounds

Mac: 0/110 HP; $0 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 0/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 4/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
E Sunglasses
- Helmet (Ignore one critical hit)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Maul: 0/110 HP; $0 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 12/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E HK USP: 12/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- 98 Pistol Rounds
- Combat Knife

Razor: 8/120 HP; $0
Kills: 2
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Silenced Round)
E Calico SMG: 22/100 ammo (Rapid Fire)
- HK CAWS: 0/10 ammo (Burst Fire)
E Brass Knuckles (Fisticuffs)
E Thermal Imaging Goggles
E Air Purifying Respirator
- 90 Pistol Rounds
- 12 Shotgun Shells
- 50 Submachinegun Rounds

Rhea: 0/100 HP; $10 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 16/17 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Swifto: 0/100 HP; $10 (Dead)
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

SIMULANTS:

MeatSim: 10/10 HP
E Glock 18: 17/17 Rounds (Burst Fire)
Reward: Glock 18

EasySim 2: 15/15 HP
E Walther PPK: 7/7 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: Walther PPK

HardSim: 40/40 HP
E S&W 500: 5/5 Rounds (Single Fire)
Reward: S&W 500

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Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:18 pm

*Java opens a money crate*

*Java switches to his USPs, removes the silencers, and shoots Razor until what was once Razor is now an unrecognizable pile of goo*

Java opens a crate!
It's empty!

Java fires at Razor with twin HK USP!
Java hits 2 times!
Razor takes 8 damage!

Java sets off a mine! Java takes 20 damage!

Razor is defeated! Java receives 12$!
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:41 pm

Faolan opens a crate, sells his Ruger GP-100, and reloads his USPs.

Faolan opens a crate!
Faolan found 5$!

Faolan reloads!
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(I will laugh if Java still doesn't end up killing Razor XD )
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Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:23 pm

Galoot began cavorting amongst the various mines, skipping to his loo. "I'm adrift in a sea of explodies! Oh how glorious!", he declared to no-one in particular. Upon finding one of the various money boxes lying about, he promptly head-butted the thing. The box was now stuck to his head, and as he stood up, he decided it prudent to buy some ammo and reload his uzis. After the task was complete, Galoot started singing and doing a sexy dance involving various hip gyrations.

"Ah dun-no whaaaat they want from me, it's like the mo' money we come upon, the mo' pro-blems we seeeeee!"

*Galoot opens 1 money crate*
*Galoot buys 1 box of SMG ammunition*
*Galoot reloads 2 Mircouzis*

Galoot opens a crate!
Galoot found 5$!

Galoot reloads!

Subject: Re: LMS Round 1 - Call to Arms Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:26 pm

The MP5 on her back and the goggles over her eyes disappeared as Chris booted open a crate. A Panzerfaust slowly materialized in her hands as she turned her eyes on Java.

"You know...I wanted to be the one to kill him..."

*opens a money crate*
*sells MP5 Navy*
*sells Night Vision Goggles*
*buys Panzerfaust*
*attacks Java with Panzerfaust*

Chris opens a crate!
Chris found 15$!

Chris fires at Java with Panzerfaust!
Chris hits 1 time! Chris' explosive attack sets off a mine next to Java!
Java takes 50 damage!

Java is defeated! Chris receives 10$!
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