Team Combat 2: Jack and political satire don't mix well.

The players are in the middle of a debate for the 2008 US political mess. Things are going nicely, until Jack A T starts shooting random Republicans. Immediately, the Democrats fight the Republicans and the Republicans fight the Democrats.

Sorry about starting a civil war, guys. Luckily, the important politicians are still getting their weapons. Now, on to the special rule:

*Some players will get to play as a simulant as well as themselves. Those players will be selected by me.
*Important politicians, like Obama and McCain, count as players for the purpose of winning or losing the round.

CURRENT STATUS:
Post 1
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:

TRADING POST:

PLAYERS:

Republicans:

Maulkin: 179/179 HP; $142
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- 105 Pistol Rounds
- 10 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher
- Free box

Zekk: 130/130 HP; $54
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- 96 Pistol Rounds
O Looting Training
- Ammo voucher
- 14 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher
- Set of Bandages 2/3
- Fragmentation Grenade (Grenade Throw)
- Free box

Zolem: 100/100 HP, $10
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Thalros: 100/100 HP, $10
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Democrats:

Jack A T: 150/150 HP; $22
Kills: 0
- Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- Sunglasses
- 97 Pistol Rounds
- 12 Shotgun Shells
E Night Vision Goggles
- Set of bandages 1/3
O Looting Training
- 8 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher
E 12 Gauge Remington 1100: 4/4 (Shot)
- Free box

Phoenix: 121/121 HP, $35
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E Desert Eagle: 7/7 (Single Fire)
- 89 Pistol Rounds
- Set of bandages 2/3
- Ammo voucher
- Free box

BladedFalcon: 110/110 HP, $27
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 96 Pistol Rounds
- Free box

SIMULANTS:

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Spoiler:

Honorable Mention CCs #19 and #31

My avatar is from a webcomic called Chainmail Bikini, which has unfortunately died.

Please note that, if you see a quote of me in a sig, it is probably from the period of time when Magello took over my username. Crazy guy.

Spoiler:

Nice!!!

Last edited by Jack A T on Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:47 pm; edited 1 time in total

Ok... I should start by searching stuff..

*Searches*

You find 3 pistol rounds that fell out of a box that I kicked.
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'Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!' - Sho Minamimoto.

Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9697

Hmmmm... well, if searching is allowed, I'll do that. Edit this post if I'm not allowed to.

You find a Republican martial artist, who agrees to help you against that crazy Jack fellow.
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Spoiler:

Actually, I may as well turn searching into a full-fledged action...Done. Searching.

I find a dollar bill.
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Spoiler:

Honorable Mention CCs #19 and #31

My avatar is from a webcomic called Chainmail Bikini, which has unfortunately died.

Please note that, if you see a quote of me in a sig, it is probably from the period of time when Magello took over my username. Crazy guy.

Spoiler:

Nice!!!

Last edited by Jack A T on Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:09 pm; edited 1 time in total

*fires on Daestrum*

You hit Thalros for 8 damage with your Desert Eagle.
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Shivering Isles Resident Joined : 26 Mar 2007 Posts : 9697

(I'll assume that talking is a free action)

Errr... Phoenix, you *do* know that firing on Thalros is a very, very bad idea? Like, he'll fire all his bullets at you via his beard, then beat you with his blunderbus?
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Spoiler:

I'm afraid his cheap overpowered stunts are null and void here.
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'Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!' - Sho Minamimoto.

Yeah...

He has a glock...
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Age : 19 Joined : 27 Aug 2008 Posts : 263

~~I upend some third-party leftwings pamphlet strewn table to provide myself some cover.~~

Illegal action. I'm thinking about adding some cover rules, but we don't have any yet. Please take a different action.

So since we're missing that basic combat mechanic, I'll just shoot BladedFalcon.

You just shoot BladedFalcon, hitting for 4 damage.
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Scrubs lol

Feed Me Evil!
Adopted from Valenth

Joined : 30 Aug 2007 Posts : 150

....I have a box? did I miss something?
*searches*

You search. You find...a mysterious package. BOMB SCARE TIME! Oh wait, it doesn't explode. Or contain anything.
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Spoiler:
	Attack of the giant lunch box?

I buy a Glock 18 and dual wield it with my current pistol.

**scratch that, didn't realize I was under attack.

I fire back on Phoenix.

You can do both, you know. You shoot Phoenix, hitting twice for 6 damage.

Well, the first shots have been fired. Shoot the Republicans, guys. Please.

CURRENT STATUS:
Post 2
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD:

TRADING POST:

PLAYERS:

Republicans:

Maulkin: 179/179 HP; $142
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
E Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- 105 Pistol Rounds
- 10 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher
- Free box

Zekk: 130/130 HP; $54
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- Combat Knife (Slash)
- 96 Pistol Rounds
O Looting Training
- Ammo voucher
- 14 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher
- Set of Bandages 2/3
- Fragmentation Grenade (Grenade Throw)
- Free box

Zolem: 100/100 HP, $10
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 14/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Thalros: 92/100 HP, $10
Kills: 0
E Glock 18: 14/17 ammo (Burst)
- 100 Pistol Rounds

Democrats:

Jack A T: 150/150 HP; $23
Kills: 0
- Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- Glock 18: 17/17 ammo (Burst)
- Sunglasses
- 97 Pistol Rounds
- 12 Shotgun Shells
E Night Vision Goggles
- Set of bandages 1/3
O Looting Training
- 8 rifle rounds
- Ammo voucher
E 12 Gauge Remington 1100: 4/4 (Shot)
- Free box

Phoenix: 115/121 HP, $35
Kills: 0
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E Desert Eagle: 6/7 (Single Fire)
- 89 Pistol Rounds
- Set of bandages 2/3
- Ammo voucher
- Free box

BladedFalcon: 110/110 HP, $27
Kills: 0
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
E HK USP: 15/15 ammo (Single Fire)
- 99 Pistol Rounds
- Free box

SIMULANTS:

Republicans:

ArmedSupporterSim 1
O Martial Arts Training
15/15 HP
Reward: $2

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Spoiler:

Honorable Mention CCs #19 and #31

My avatar is from a webcomic called Chainmail Bikini, which has unfortunately died.

Please note that, if you see a quote of me in a sig, it is probably from the period of time when Magello took over my username. Crazy guy.

Spoiler:

Nice!!!

So, someone wants to get personal with me eh? I might regret this, since I'm sure Zolem left the forum.. but if only to get back at her..

*Shoots Zolem with both HK*

though Jack, I'm pretty sure both Thalros and Zolem are no more in this forum, I think they should be removed from the game if they don't post for the next update.
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'Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!' - Sho Minamimoto.

Thalros visited yesterday, and Zolem visited on the 27th.

I shoot the ArmedSupporterSim.
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Spoiler:

Honorable Mention CCs #19 and #31

My avatar is from a webcomic called Chainmail Bikini, which has unfortunately died.

Please note that, if you see a quote of me in a sig, it is probably from the period of time when Magello took over my username. Crazy guy.

Spoiler:

Nice!!!

Thalros.... ugh, you have to be kidding.

I'll just search I'm not that much of a prick.

*searches*
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